Texting Michael
Michael: the tour is over
Michael: what will become of me
Michael: I'll crawl back into my man cave and stay there so long that the sun will literally kill me
Michael: me = sad
Michael: :(
Michael: *explodes*
You: you...
You: do...
You: realize...
You: that...
You: you still have...
You: like a ton more shows left...
You: right?
Michael: holy shit
Michael: so I won't be doomed to burn in the fiery pits of hell? :D
You: oh honey
You: I think you'll get there one day if you tried hard enough
Michael: thanks for the support
You: no problem
You: so like
You: can we talk about me now
Michael: no (Y/N)
You: boi
Michael: I'm kidding I'm kidding, if I had my way I would talk about you WITH you for the rest of my life
Michael: <3
You: Michael, if you had your way, a slice of pizza would be elected as America's president
Michael: #TRUTH
Michael: so tell me what you were going to tell me before babe :)
You: okay so well
You: I'm starting school soon
You: and like
You: I don't want to.
Michael: I know those feelz #beentheredonethat #graduate
You: okay first of all
You: *feels
You: secondly
You: you didn't graduate, you literally dropped out of school
You: and thirdly
You: no
Michael: fine fine just carry on
You: anyway, school basically makes me feel like slicing off my left arm so I can throw it at my number one enemy and spread the blood over the locker of my number two enemy
Michael: damn. o_o
Michael: why your left arm tho?
You: so I can always be right xD
Michael: haha I feel bad for your boyfriend lol
Michael: oh wait
Michael: fuck
Michael: that's me
You: you damn right it's you, and if you keep making jokes like that it WONT be you anymore
Michael: OKAY OKAY
Michael: I LOVE YOU OKAY DONT KILL ME
Michael: KILL YOUR NUMBER THREE ENEMY
You: I wished I could keep a miniature version of you in my pocket while you're on tour and carry you around all day
Michael: I feel like miniature me would not like to spend all day in a hot pocket in a school building all day
Michael: mmm now I want hot pockets
You: actually I wouldn't my miniature you stuffed in my bra ;)
Michael: wtf ur miniature me gets better treatment than me?!
You: yep. bc he doesn't have snarky mean comments like you do :)
Michael: actually he probably would
Michael: he'd probably be like "bitch I don't want to sit here and listen to another lil shit talk about polynomials lets get tf out of here and find the reason version of me"
You: I'm honesty surprised you know what polynomials are
Michael: oh I don't. the miniature version of me does tho
You: I'm soooo glad my family vacation starts tomorrow :D
Michael: WHAT?! YOURE LEAVING MEEEE?!
Michael: WHY WORLD WHY
You: Michael
Michael: IT SEEMS LIKE EVERYTHING IS OUT TO DESTROY ME
You: Michael
Michael: FIRST MY TOUR
You: Michael
Michael: NOW THE LOVE OF MY LIFE
You: Michael
Michael: WHATS NEXT?! MY PIZZA? MY MINIATURE ME???!
Michael: WHEN WILL THE MADNESS END
You: Michael fucking Clifford
Michael: it's Gordon actually
You: fine
You: Michael Gordon fucking Clifford
Michael: that's better
You: you're coming with me on vacation. ya ding dong
Michael: I am?
You: yes. why wouldn't I take my boyfriend
Michael: YAY
Michael: I honestly don't know what I did to deserve you (Y/N) (Y/L/N)
You: neither do I, man, neither do I
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it kinda bewilders me that some schools start in August and my school starts in September
idk
sooo I'm going to Florida soon and I can't waitttt
and I start school in one month *sigh* I'm going to be a junior
QOTC: what classes are you planning to take?
my answer: creative writing, environmental science, italian 3 honors, etc. etc.
love you to the moon and back xx
