Texting Luke
Luke: hey (Y/N), I know we haven't talked since our fight a couple months ago but I miss you, please reply. xx - Luke
You: Read at 4:33 pm
Luke: (Y/N)...
You: first of fucking all, why did add the "- Luke" part at the end of your next I know who the hell you are
Luke: well I thought you would've deleted or blocked me...
You: hey that's a great idea
Luke: wait wait NO!
You: what do you want lucifer
Luke: -_- you know I don't like being called lucifer
You: WELL I DONT LIKE BEING BROKEN HEARTED BY THE LOVE OF MY LIFE AND THEN HAVE HIM TEXT ME LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED SO I GUESS WE ALL DONT GET WHAT WE WANT
Luke: that's... that's fair
Luke: I just wanted to see how you were doing and what you were up to
You: well I'm doing just dandy
You: I've got a boyfriend now and he's made of gold
Luke: oh...
You: and you've got your own mistakes in a bed at home
Luke: wait what
You: it's a song lucifer lol
You: Halsey <3
Luke: I should've known that
You: yes you should've
Luke: so you don't have a boyfriend?
You: no, not of the gold sort either
You: lmao
Luke: what?
You: stop flirting with me
Luke: ??? I'm not flirting with you
Luke: I just brought up the boyfriend thing because I was genuinely curious
You: really?
Luke: yes
Luke: I was also thinking if we could be friends? please?
You: sure, I could always use a pal
You: *slams fist on table* lets get down to business
Luke: uh oh...
You: so who got custody of RJ?
Luke: who do u think
You: goddammit Calum. It's not even his dog
Luke: actually we had to hold Calum back so RJ could go home with his original owner. he didn't talk to me for three days
You: aw lol
Luke: yeah so
Luke: I'm back home at the moment
You: are you really?
Luke: yes! Tour was amazing, I should've asked you to join me
You: Luke...
Luke: sorry, sorry
You: no, it's just that tour was the whole cause of our argument and breakup months ago. you asked me to join but I couldn't bc school and you said I didn't love you that much then and then... you know...
Luke: really?
You: how do you not remember?
Luke: LAST NIGHT, WHAT A BLUR
Luke: WOKE UP LYING NEXT TO HER
Luke: LAST NIGHT MADE A MESS
Luke: DOESNT GET BETTER THAN THIS
You: L U C I F E R
Luke: I'm sorry. I just don't like remembering bad memories.
Luke: I'm also sorry for what I said to you that night, I just wanted to see you so bad and I let myself talk for I could think. I hope you can forgive me one day
You: I think I already have. I don't hold grudges ya know, it just causes stress
Luke: so we're cool?
You: we c00l
Luke: hey now that we're friends, could I borrow some cereal? I ran out
You: u silly rabbit, trix r 4 kidz
Luke: those kids are so damn selfish. maybe if they shared some of their fucking trix to the fucking rabbit, maybe the fucking rabbit would leave them the fuck alone. but noooo, they just gotta be douchebags.
You: well damn
You: I wonder what's your opinion on the lucky charm guy?
Luke: oh, don't get me started on that little green shit
Luke: he annoys me so much that I praised daft punk for their song "get lucky"
Luke: "we're up all night to get lucky"
Luke: I sure as hell would like to get lucky
You: wait are u talking about the cereal guy now or sex
Luke: possibly both
You: k
You: WAIT!
You: SILLY ME!
You: I feel like a jerk. I didn't ask how you are.
You: how are you lucifer?
Luke: can I be honest?
You: no, I want you to lie to me.
You: YES YOU CAN BE HONEST
You: HONESTLY IS G8
Luke: I'm not okay. Okay? You wanna know why?
Luke: I'm still fucking in love with you and it hurts so much. so fucking damn much. *Message Not Delivered*
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SORRY FOR NOT UPDATING MY WIFI IS SHIT AND IM FEELING LIKE SHIT RN
but gotta keep those positive vibes going =)
QOTC: if you could meet any person in the world right now, who would it be?
my answer: Halsey tbh I'm in the mood to have a chat with her about those spongebob text edits of her lyrics bc I think it'd be rad
love you to the moon and back xx
