Texting Ashton
Ashton: hey (Y/N)
You: Ashton...
Ashton: what?
You: you do realize we broke up three months ago and you haven't texted me since?
Ashton: oops
Ashton: I'm sorry
Ashton: you know how touring was crazy and I didn't want to hold you back from anything when I wasn't even there for you :(
You: I know... but we could've stayed friends
Ashton: I miss you
You: me too
Ashton: you miss me? :D
You: no, I miss myself
Ashton: :0
You: OF COURSE I MISSED YOU YA LITTLE SHIT
Ashton: can we try this friend thing?
You: sure
You: I'll treat you exactly how I treat my friends
Ashton: yay!
You: fuck you
Ashton: excuse me?
You: what? I told you I was going to treat you exactly how I treat my friends
Ashton: you curse them out? for no particular reason?
You: yep
Ashton: do you insult them?
You: *gasp*
You: what's a friendship that DOESNT include insults?
Ashton: tru
Ashton: I just thought it would've been different with me...
You: honey u ain't special
Ashton: rude
You: lolz
Ashton: so how else do you treat your friends?
You: well if they need me, I'm there for them. I give them all my love
You: IN A PLATONIC WAY
You: don't get any ideas mister
Ashton: ok ok
You: we also chill while watching netflix
Ashton: so Netflix and chill ?
You: NO
You: NOT 'Netflix and chill'
You: THATS COMPLETELY DIFFERENT
Ashton: I'm confuzzled
You: you should go on the internet more
You: you know the birds and the bees?
Ashton: no I don't actually -_- babies come from outer space
You: Netflix and chill is apparently 2k15's version of the birds and the bees
Ashton: dats stoopid
You: *that's *stupid
You: how ironic
Ashton: well I come home pretty soon
You: how soon?
Ashton: like tomorrow
You: really?
Ashton: yes, I get to see you again in person baby
You: don't call me 'baby'
Ashton: baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby
You: ok slow down there justin bieber
You: friends don't call 'just friends' baby
Ashton: I'm trying (Y/N), I really am.
You: I know, and I understand
Ashton: will you be at the airport waiting for me? please?
You: okay
You: as long as you don't kiss me
Ashton: no promises xx
You: A S H T O N I R W I N
Ashton: sorry, sorry
Ashton: do friends hug?
You: of course :)
You: listen Ash, I'm getting quite sleepy rn. I have to go
Ashton: sure, just gotta tell ya one thing
Ashton: I don't know if i can do this friend thing with you because...
Ashton: I'm still pretty fucking in love with you. *Message not delivered*
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I'm sorry I didn't update yesterday. after I updated the first two books I suddenly felt horrible and had to take a nap
ITS THE FIRST DAY OF FALL!! idk that just makes me happy
QOTC: WHICH 5SOS LANE ARE YOU IN?
my answer: Michael's. but Calum is sure as hell testing me rn
love you to the moon and back xx
