Group Messaging
You: YO
Calum: no
You: somebody love me
Calum: no
You: somebody buy me pizza
Calum: no
You: why you gotta be so rudeeeee
You: don't you know I'm human toooo
Calum: no
Ashton: I think the only word in Calum's vocabulary today is no
Calum: no
You: ^me when ppl annoy me
Michael: I'll buy you pizza (Y/N)
Michael: as long as you share
You: hA the closest I'll ever get to sharing my pizza is if you hold me down and tranquilize me and then fly to another country before I catch yo ass
Michael: wow
Calum: no
Luke: @ (Y/N) I have a proposition for you
You: and what may that be my dear Luke ?
Luke: yOU SHOULD COME ON TOUR WITH US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: FUCK YEAH
Calum: no
You: ok Calum I know you must be in some sort of bad mood bUT YOU DONT HAVE TO TAKE IT OUT ON US INNOCENT PEOPLE
Calum: no
Ashton: Calum what the fuck
Ashton: I swear if you say "no" one more imma beat yo ass
Luke: Ashton you scream when an ant comes near you you are not capable of fighting anyone
You: okay I have something to declare
Michael: please don't let it be a war
Michael: I don't have much time to build a fort
You: *calum's voice* no -_-
You: bees help pollinate why do people want them killed
You: like you only get stung if yo dumb self fucked with them or their beehive
Michael: ok not true one time a bee attacked me for my pizza
You: lET ME FINISH WOMAN
Luke: damn
You: WASPS are the ones we have to look out for. those little shits will attack you for no fucking reason other than to ruin your day
Ashton: #preach
Calum: no
You: *slams fist on table* Calum I will scream
Calum: SOMEBODY FUCKED WITH MY PHONE AND MADE "NO" A SHORTCUT TO ALL MY RESPONSES
Michael: oh that was me
Calum: IM GOING TO KILL YOU
You: I didn't even know you could do that
Luke: me neither
Ashton: imma try to do that to my phone lol it sounds fun
Ashton: okay I don't know for sure if it's gonna work I hope it does so much so here we go hEY GUYS IM IN LOVE WITH (Y/N) (L/N) HAHA Y'ALL WILL NEVER KNOW
You: ...
You: um Ashton
You: it didn't work
Ashton: FUCK
Ashton: BRB IM ELIMINATING MYSELF
You: ASHTON NO
Calum: I'm still mad
Michael: I still don't care :)
Luke: I care :)
Ashton: this is the most embarrassing moment of my life and it was in a group chat.
Calum: ... K so who wants pizza
Luke: meeeeeee
Michael: MEEEEEEEEEEE
Ashton: me, I guess
You: I'm too faraway to eat your beloved pizza so I guess I will have to order some on my own
Calum: okay so that's one for me, one for Luke, one for Ashton, and none of Michael ok got it
Michael: *one for Michael lol ur so funny calpal
Calum: *none lol nope I meant none.
Calum: karma's a bitch you fucking jackass
You: hey that's not nice
You: donkey's are adorable
You: ... And so is Michael
Ashton: am I adorable (Y/N)
You: yuppppp
Michael: FUCK THIS
Michael: HATERS ON TWITTER ARE NICER THAN Y'ALL
Michael: PEACE OUT
Luke: okay so we have a frustrated Michael who will seek love from social media, an angry Calum with a desire to ruin Michael's sanity, an Ashton who is so whipped on (Y/N) he should get checked himself into an insane asylum bc it is seriously starting to freak me out, and a Luke who is confused as always.
Luke: I'm out too.
You: oh crap
You: he pointed out our flaws
Ashton: uhh me being in love with you is not a flaw.
Calum: uhh actually it is if it's starting to get creepy.
Ashton: it's not creepy!
Calum: bro you literally keep a small photo of [her/him/them] under your pillow every night when you go to sleep in hopes of [her/him/them] being in your dreams
You: I'm scared
Ashton: I DONT DO THAT I SWEAR!!!!
Calum: mhm
Calum: k so I'm gonna go annoy Michael some more byeeeeee
You: well now it's just you and I
Ashton: you and I, we don't wanna be like them
You: sooo...
Ashton: soo...
Ashton: are you going to come on tour with us?
You: do you want me to?
Ashton: more than anything else in the world.
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there's too much hate and violence in this world. it makes me so damn sad :(
We are all humans.
We have different skin colors
We have different interests regarding love
We have different beliefs regarding religion or lack thereof
We are different sizes and shapes
But we are all humans and we must learn to respect and love each other.
Violence is pointless. Spread love, not hate. Always.
*sighs heavily*
anyway, finals are over and my last day of school is next week
AND GUYS I PASSED MY DRIVERS ED TEST OMF YAYYY
also: #shamelessselfpromo but can y'all be the beautiful angels you are and check out my Mashton fanfic "You're A Boy?" and give me feedback pls? <3
QOTC: what song are you currently listening to?
my answer: Stella by All Time Low
love you to the moon and back xx
❤️💜💛💚💙
