Texting Calum
You: hey
You: hey Calum
Calum: what
You: stop it
Calum: stop what?
Calum: don't you mean don't stop? ;)
You: you're not funny
Calum: aw
You: why are you boys being so shady
You: like it's creeping me out with all the smashing and voices and morse codes
You: why can't you boys be a normal band
Calum: 5sos? normal? HAHAHAHAHA
Calum: first of all, we don't do normality
Calum: second of all, it wouldn't be quite as fun if we just told the announcement straightforward
You: I think this is why you boys are the best band ever
You: but I wanna find out so baaaad
Calum: about a day left, babe
Calum: you can do it
You: no I can't
You: it's eating me alive
You: I must know
Calum: stop being overdramatic
You: but it's what I do best
You: like how being shady is what 5sos does best atm
Calum: hey
Calum: we are not shady
Calum: we are simply mysterious
You: aha
You: sure
You: "mysterious" yep, that's what we'll go with
Calum: you're sarcasm hurts
You: dating you won't lessen my sarcasm
Calum: :(
Calum: I wanna cuddle you
You: eh
Calum: :O
You: IM KIDDING. EVERYONE WANTS TO CUDDLE CALUM HOOD (not me)
Calum: rude
Calum: so what are the chances of me cuddling you
You: smalla than a bug
Calum: ...
You: aw I was only teasing babe
Calum: ...
You: hoe don't do it
Calum: Read at 12:33 pm
You: oh my god
Calum: you promised me you wouldn't bring that up ever again :(
You: I'm sorry, but that poem you wrote was so adorable
You: and tragically grammatically incorrect
Calum: I WAS SIX
Calum: NOT A PRODIGY
You: again, only teasing you
Calum: you're teasing hurts
Calum: along with that sarcasm of yours
You: you know what also hurts?
You: waiting for that 5sos announcement
You: and dealing with all that shady shit you guys are up to
Calum: we are not shady
You: mhm sure
You: those background voices TOTALLY weren't creepy
You: *sips tea* but that's none of my business
Calum: dammit (Y/N)
Calum: this is why. this is exactly why I love you so much.
You: aww
You: I love youuu
Calum: was that sarcasm
You: HOW DARE YOU ACCUSE ME OF SUCH A THING. I LOVE YOU WITH ALL MY HEART
Calum: WAS THAT SARCASM
You: ...
Calum: oh no
You: ...
Calum: fuck!
You: ...
Calum: here we go...
You: Read at 12:45 pm
Calum: DAMMIT
Calum: I know you love me
Calum: *(Y/N) voice* I was only teasing
You: no
Calum: ok
You: revenge at it's best
Calum: revenge, teasing, and sarcasm. is there anything you can't do?
You: figuring out what that shady band 5sos is up to
Calum: we are not shady
You: okay okay
You: but I'm actually tired
You: I'm not good at sleep
Calum: how come? :P
You: oh I don't know, I tried to stay awake to figure out all that morse code shit you shady boys made
Calum: FOR THE LAST TIME, WE ARE NOT SHADY
You: sure
Calum: here we go with the sarcasm
You: you love me :)
Calum: I do <3
You: okay but I really need to sleep, talk to you later?
Calum: sure
You: don't pull a sarcasm on me, Hood, or I'll come after ya
Calum: I'd actually like that ;)
You: im the sarcastic one in this relationship
Calum: and I'm the cuddly one in this relationship
You: exactly xx
You: gonna sleep now, I love you <3
Calum: I love you too
Calum: I'm gonna cuddle you so hard the next time I see you ^_^
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sorry I haven't updated in a couple of days, I've just been through a lot of shit
On Saturday I woke up with extreme stomach pains and went to the hospital for 3 hours to get tested. I'm still in pain and I have to take a pill every 6 hours
I'm so scared what if this is serious :(
QOTC: what do you think 5sos' announcement is gonna be?
my answer: a new single, I think, or the album or possibly a movie
idek now
I love you to the moon and back xx
