^Happy Valentine's Day! <3
love, a very lonely girl who is in need of a valentine and maybe some cuddling
Group Messaging
You: happy valentine's day!!
Michael: fuck off
Calum: ^okay me
You: bUT ITS THE DAY OF LOVE MIKEY
Michael: fuck love
Michael: I'm going back to sleep
Michael: wake me up when I'm dead
You: don't go mikey :(
Ashton: haha
Ashton: he's just sad 'cause he has a crush on someone who will never love him back :)
Luke: Ashton wtf that's mean
Ashton: hey, it was his words not mine
Michael: SHUT UP
You: aw, who's your crush Michael?
Michael: no one of current relevance.
Calum: a person who's really fucking hot
Calum: I know bc I met them. I don't blame Michael. I'd date them
Michael: Calum I will fucking rip your skin off and dance in your blood of you lay a finger on them
You: Michael...
You: are... you...
You: sure...
You: you...
You: don't wanna... you know...
You: talk about it...
Michael: NO
Michael: IM PERFECTLY FINE. ITS JUST A STUPID CRUSH
Luke: but Michael you told me the other day you were in love with them
Michael: I will fight u lucas
You: if it makes you feel any better my crush doesn't like me back either
Michael: yeah that totally makes me feel better -_-
Ashton: cAN I BE YOUR VALENTINE THEN (Y/N)
Michael: no you can't Ashton.
You: why not?
You: just bc you go down doesn't give you the right to take everyone down with ya
Luke: well then if (Y/N) can't be ashton's valentine can [she/he/they] be mine?
Michael: NO
You: rude
Michael: AND BEFORE YOU SAY SHIT CALUM, (Y/N) CANT BE YOUR VALENTINE EITHER
Calum: fine. I already had a valentine.
Ashton: oh yeah? Who? Your bass guitar? xD
Calum: Luke
Luke: ...do I not have a say in this
Calum: no, ur mine
Luke: ok then
You: why can't they be my valentine Michael?
Michael: BECAUSE I SAID SO
You: THATS NOT FAIR
Michael: LIFE'S NOT FAIR
You: BUT I NEED SOMEONE
Michael: THEN YOU CAN HAVE ME
You: BUT YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON SOMEBODY
Ashton: lukey calum mummy and daddy are fighting make it stop
Michael: DO YOU NOT FUCKING GET IT
You: GET WHAT???
Michael: UGH YOU'RE HOPELESS
You: I WOULDNT BE SO HOPELESS IF YOU WOULDVE JUST TOLD ME WHATS GOING ON
Michael: YOU WANT ME TO TELL YOU (Y/N)
Calum: wasn't that the whole point of the argument
You: YES
Michael: FINE. IM IN LOVE WITH YOU (Y/N)
Luke: and all [her/his/their] little things?
You: ITS VALENTINES DAY MICHAEL, NOT APRIL FOOLS DAY
You: TELL ME THE TRUTH
Ashton: I forgot a time in life where they weren't using all caps at each other
Michael: THAT LITERALLY IS THE FUCKING TRUTH. IM IN LOVE WITH YOU BUT I KNEW YOU COULDNT POSSIBLY FEEL THE SAME WAY TOWARDS AND TO MAKE MATTERS WORSE ITS VALENTINES DAY AND IM STILL FUCKING IN LOVE WITH YOU AND YOU'RE STILL NOT MINE, AND IT SUCKS.
Luke: aww kiss him
You: YOU KNOW WHAT, MICHAEL CLIFFORD?
You: IM IN LOVE WITH YOU TOO. I HAVE BEEN FOR THE PAST COUPLE OF MONTHS AND I CANT STOP. SO GUESS WHAT? YOU DONT HAVE TO BE BUMMED OUT ON VALENTINES DAY BECAUSE IM YOURS. OKAY?
Calum: I love how we're all just being ignored
Michael: ARE YOU SERIOUS
Ashton: oh my fucking hell
You: OF COURSE IM SERIOUS
Ashton: congratulations, can you two settle the fuck down now
Michael: CAN I COME OVER TO YOUR HOUSE THEN? SO I CAN KISS YOU?
You: YES
Luke: what just happened
Calum: I don't know, I'm still on the part where (Y/N) wished us a happy Valentine's Day
You: hey guys guess what
Ashton: you and Michael are dating now?
You: hey how'd you know?
Luke: you do realize you're still in a fucking group chat right
You: ohhhh
You: soz
Michael: well boys, none you can be
(Y/N)'s valentine
Calum: we fucking get it you two are in love with each other
Calum: now, let's talk about more important things
You: like what?
Calum: me!
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#singlelifebelike
soo I'm currently taking drivers' Ed in school and if I pass my final exam in June I'll be able to get my permit woohoo
valentine's day saddens me bc I don't have a bae anymore *sighs*
QOTC: are you single or taken?
my answer: single of course
love you to the moon and back xx
