update: i got a new sweater ^
that is all
(of course that's not all you've hadn't had an update for like three weeks) ((so here goes))
Texting Ashton
You: I want you
Ashton: ;) I want you too babe
You: to take this baseball bat
Ashton: hmm, kinky ;)
You: and hit my head with it repeatedly
Ashton: ;)
Ashton: wait what
You: school is Stressful™
Ashton: tHAT DOESNT FUCKING MEAN YOU SHOULD GIVE YOUR BOYFRIEND PERMISSION TO FUCKING MURDER YOU
You: but I have a text next week and I don't wanna take it. pls end me
Ashton: what the fuck (Y/N)
Ashton: okay okay
Ashton: take a deep breath
You: *takes deep breath~
You: ~OF THAT WEED*
Ashton: ...
Ashton: I'm breaking up with u
You: wait wait I'm sorry
You: I took a deep breath of fresh clean air I promise
Ashton: lay ur head on a pillow
You: ok
Ashton: and then
You: and then what?
Ashton: CRAVE THAT MINERAL
You: ...
You: now I'm breaking up with u
Ashton: why
You: that meme is dead Ashton
Ashton: not in my heart (Y/N), not. in. my. heart.
You: well in my heart it is
Ashton: I was just trying to make you laugh and possibly feel less anxious about school :/
You: aww
You: I know. and I appreciate it <3
You: I love you
Ashton: I love youuuuu
Ashton: holy fuck I miss you
Ashton: ughhhh I just wanna see you again
You: someday, Ashton. Someday
Ashton: but someday's too far away
You: maybe not
Ashton: what? do you have some sort of power that can manipulate time?
You: maybe
Ashton: I'm getting Mixed Signals™
You: something big is happening in three weeks
Ashton: what
Ashton: wAIT (Y/N)
Ashton: ARE YOU GIVING BIRTH TO OUR CHILD JFC I DIDNT EVEN KNOW YOU WERE PREGNANT
Ashton: IS IT A BOY OR A GIRL
Ashton: WAIT I DONT CARE
Ashton: PLS NAME THE BABY AFTER ME
You: Ashton we haven't had sex since months when you left for tour -_-
Ashton: aRE YOU FUCKING TELLING ME THAT THE BABY'S SOMEONE ELSE'S
Ashton: OMG (Y/N) HOW COULD YOU
You: oh my goodness I'm dating an absolute idiot
Ashton: oh sure go ahead and insult me that surely will make me feel better :(
You: in three weeks.
You: I will be taking a break from school.
Ashton: to raise our child?
You: TO VISIT YOU OMG
Ashton: ohhhh
Ashton: so no baby?
You: no baby.
Ashton: and you're coming to see me?
You: yep
Ashton: HELL YES
Ashton: I GET TO SEE MY BAE
You: pls don't overreact again like that
Ashton: no promises ;)
You: *insert mr krabs meme here*
Ashton: oh my god (Y/N)
Ashton: that meme is so dead ;)
You: not in my heart
Ashton: but in mine.
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soooo guys. I've started school and here's what I've learned so far
•junior year is the most important year of your life
•I don't wanna be a junior
•this is gonna be a long ass year
BUT OMG MY FAVE SEASON AND HOLIDAY IS COMING UP WOOOOO
also my tumblr is:
hemmosexual-michael
(tight url right?)
pls send me anons & stuff bc I've never gotten an anon and it'll help me talk more with you bc I'm starting to become more active on tumblr so :D
(Also comment your tumblr here so I can follow you cuties)
Thanks :)
QOTC: so how have my little angels been? <3
I've been okay kinda stressed kinda sad but I'm pulling through
if you're not okay you can talk to me and I will love you and hold you *sends hugs over internet*
love you to the moon and back :)
-Your girl Bella
