Texting Calum
Cal: ayeee
Cal: wake up bae
You: no
Cal: wake tf up
Cal: you have to be at the airport by 7
You: Calum.
Cal: yes?
You: it's one in the morning
You: LET ME SLEEP WOMAN
Cal: I'm a male, if you haven't noticed
You: LET ME SLEEP MAN
Cal: this is what I get for asking you to come on tour with my band
You: im tired cal
Cal: you could sleep on the plane
You: eh
You: I guess
Cal: you're so difficult
You: you love me
Cal: I do. <3
You: what time is it over there?
Cal: errrr, 'bout ten at night
You: you'll be picking me up in the wee hours of the morning, Calum
Cal: I know
You: you'll be sleep deprived
You: go to sleep for a bit now
Cal: I ain't sleeping till I have you in my arms.
You: OMG
You: ILYSM
You: can I just swim across the ocean to you right now 'cause it seems quicker that way
Cal: aww babe
Cal: you'll drown
You: I was trying to be sentimental, Calum -_-
Cal: soz
You: anyway
You: let's get down to business...
You: when are y'all releasing the second album.
Cal: hahahaha
You: so we're talking 3 more years, huh?
Cal: probs
You: dammit
Cal: nah, we'll probably drop it on iTunes to preorder to catch the world by surprise
You: you know what else could catch the world by surprise?
Cal: my dick?
You: NO CALUM
You: JFC
Cal: oops
You: I MEANT LEAKING THE STUDIO VERSION OF SUPERHERO, OR OR OR GIVING US THE FULL VERSION OF TEENAGE QUEEN
You: DANG CALUM FIND YOUR CHILL
Cal: ohhhh
Cal: haha idk
You: what do u mean by 'idk'
Cal: I mean idk about doing those things, those songs are kinda old
You: bUT CALUM THEYRE BEAUTIFUL SONGS DONT DO THIS TO THE FAM
Cal: damn
Cal: but I'm your boyfriend
You: just bc we're dating doesn't mean I'm not still in the 5SOSfam
Cal: aww, but I meant that since we're dating I could let you listen to those songs, we stored them in a secret place
You: REALLY?? YAS
Cal: BUT NO LEAKING THEM.
Cal: IF THEY GET FUCKING LEAKED, IM BLAMING IT ON YOU
You: DAMMIT
You: *cries in Spanish*
Cal: lol
Cal: I'm teasing you baby
You: so I can leak them?
Cal: haha no, I'll get in trouble.
You: aw
You: oh okay
Cal: I should just go to the airport right now and wait for you there
You: no, you'll be waiting alone for hours and it could be dangerous
Cal: honey, I'd wait a million years for you.
You: awww, but you'd be dead by the time a million years come around
Cal: -_-
Cal: and how would waiting in an airport be dangerous?
You: there's a lot a weird people in this world Calum. some of them lurk around especially at night.
Cal: including you
Cal: you're the weirdest person I know
You: but I don't go outside.
Cal: :( but you're gonna have to if you wanna reunite with me
You: I'd go outside for only you, Calum.
Cal: that's the most sentimental thing you've said all night.
You: hell yeah
Cal: fuck, you're so cute
Cal: I'm so in love with you.
You: BIGSYVJYCTY CALUM
You: IM IN LOVE WITH YOU TOO
You: I'VE BEEN IN LOVE WITH YOU BEFORE YOU EVEN KNEW ME
You: okay, that was creepy, sorry... *crawls back into dark corner*
Cal: THAT IS WHY IM IN LOVE WITH YOU
Cal: so I was your favorite huh ;)
You: you're still my favorite
You: but yes, you were my favorite member before we met. <3
Cal: good, 'cause it would've been awkward if any of the boys were your favorite..
You: lol nah
You: I mean they're awesome but I have a soft spot for you.
Cal: <3
You: hey, I'm gonna get dressed now, I can't sleep
You: im fully engrossed in this convo
Cal: "engrossed" ?? no big words pls
You: oh my god Calum
You: it's another word for interested ok
You: this is why you shouldn't drop out of school, kids.
Cal: oh shush
Cal: I'm so glad I'm in love with someone intelligent <3
Cal: the other boys are all idiots
You: aw don't insult them while complimenting me
You: I'll screenshot this and send it to them
Cal: NO
You: jk
You: hey, I'm gonna get dressed rn, brb
Cal: ok, wear something sexy
You: oh cal
You: I love you :)
Cal: I love you too xx
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goals goals goals
double update :D
QOTC: who's your favorite in 5SOS?
my answer: I love all the boys so fucking much, but I'm a Michael girl :)
love you xx
