Texting Michael
You: dude
You: psss
You: help
You: I'm in English class and it makes me want to cry
Michael: we all have our problems
Michael: speaking of problems... what would you do if you accidentally set your entire house on fire?
You: OH MY GOSH MICHAEL U DIDNT
Michael: im kidding I promise
Michael: it was only like the blender but I splashed it with water
You: how do you...
You: how did you set your blender on fire?
Michael: idk
Michael: but it was lit :D
You: dammit Michael
You: are you okay though?
Michael: yep
You: you're not gonna... you're not gonna set anything else on fire, right?
Michael: geez, (Y/N), no.
You: ʷʰʸ ᵗʰᵉ fᵘͨᵏ ʸºᵘ ˡʸʸʸ'ⁿ, ʷʰʸ ʸºᵘ ᵃˡʷᵃʸˢ ˡʸʸʸ'ⁿ, ᵐᵐᵐᵐᵐᵐ ºʰ ᵐʸ ᵍºᵈ ˢᵗºp fᵘͨᵏ'ⁿ ˡʸʸʸ'ⁿ
Michael: (maybe your house)
You: sTAY AWAY FROM MY HOUSE MICHAEL
Michael: lolz
Michael: I'm allowed to collectively laugh at u bc you're still in school
You: yeah. I'm tired and having a bad hair day
Michael: just drop out
You: why is that ur solution to all my school related problems
Michael: bc it solves all school related problems
You: ok then.
You: how do you solve a michael clifford related problem?
Michael: you can't. I'm in your nightmares forever. you can't escape. it's too late and we're in a very deep friendship
Michael: so what's your least favorite cglaas?
Michael: *class
You: English. something you need
Michael: meanie
You: that's my speciality
You: My my Mikey, won't you save me?
Michael: no
You: k
Michael: oh no
Michael: that one letter response
Michael: when u know u screwed up
You: I leaving school in an hour. I'm coming for you Clifford
Michael: hehe ;)
You: YOU DIRTY MINDED BOY.
...
You: open your door
Michael: I'm sorry but my parents told me not to talk to strangers
You: MICHAEL
Michael: I mean you could be a murderer for all I know
Michael: how can I trust you?
You: let's see
You: while I was a school being a good noodle and learning you were at home setting your blender on fire
Michael: you've got a point there but
Michael: *narrows eyes*
Michael: who are you?
You: (Y/N)
You: who are YOU?
Michael: Michael, A.K.A. The Love of Your Life
You: yea ok
Michael: stop ringing the doorbell
You: YOU WONT ANSWER THE FUCKING DOOR
Michael: what's the password?
You: really
Michael: wrong.
You: Michael :(
Michael: that is also wrong.
You: MICHAEL I SWEAR IF YOU DONT OPEN THE DOOR IN TEN SECONDS IM GOING TO BREAK IT DOWN AND THEN STEAL ALL YOUR OREOS
Michael: that's not the password either
Michael: and now I'm calling the police
Michael: bc I'm honestly a little scared right now
You: you should be
You: you hate me don't you
Michael: NEVER
Michael: I LOVE YOU
Michael: but I ain't opening the door
You: I have pizza
Michael: I'm on my way
Michael: oh yeah and the password was:
Michael: ʷʰʸ ᵗʰᵉ fᵘͨᵏ ʸºᵘ ˡʸʸʸ'ⁿ, ʷʰʸ ʸºᵘ ᵃˡʷᵃʸˢ ˡʸʸʸ'ⁿ, ᵐᵐᵐᵐᵐᵐ ºʰ ᵐʸ ᵍºᵈ ˢᵗºp fᵘͨᵏ'ⁿ ˡʸʸʸ'ⁿ
You: wow I was really close
Michael: HERE I AM
Michael: OH MY GOD YOU DO HAVE PIZZA
You: for my favorite boy :D
Michael: OH MY GOD
You: I love how you're fangirling over pizza
Michael: YOU REALLY DO LOVE ME DONT YOU
You: yes. I love you very very much
Michael: I LOVE YOU VERY MUCH
You: are you talking to me or the pizza
Michael: both
Michael: BUT I LOVE YOU MORE
Michael: I LOVE YOU (Y/N)
Michael: more than you can imagine.
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I feel like this one sucked I'm sorry
QOTC: how old are you?
my answer: 15
love you to the moon and back xx
