Texting Michael
Michael: babyyyyyyyy <3
Michael: oh babyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Michael: AYO (Y/N) WHERE U AT
You: hi
Michael: are you awake baby
You: no. I'm texting you in my sleep
Michael: I believe that. you're sure as hell nicer
You: ...
Michael: I'm so sorry baby
You: ...
Michael: I just want to cuddle you so much
You: but you're doing interviews in a different country from me, so that's kinda maybe a little bit impossible
Michael: yeah...
Michael: but DID YOU SEE ME ON CELEBRITY JUICE?!
You: yup. you showed that candle who's burp is boss
Michael: they keep asking about you in interviews baby
Michael: they think we're only friends. oh but baby we're so much more
You: I know it's hard not to tell them about us :(
Michael: oh but baby I want to tell the whole world about how much I'm in love with you.
Michael: but damn management doesn't want me to say fucking anything yet because they think it'll ruin promotion for our album
Michael: those dumbasses. little do they know that our fans already ship us together
You: michael I love you but I don't want to ruin anything
Michael: you won't. you never do.
Michael: and right now I have the biggest urge to kill you
Michael: *kiss
Michael: fUCK I MEANT KISS
Michael: (Y/N) BABY I MEANT KISS I SWEAR IT ON MY GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT AUNT NEMO'S GRAVE
You: but you don't have a great 28x aunt named nemo
Michael: BUT STILL
You: lol it's okay. I want to kill you too ;)
Michael: haha you meant kiss right?
You: sure... let's go with that...
Michael: -_-
Michael: baby don't kill me
You: don't worry
You: those hair dye chemicals will get to do the deed before I can lay my hands on you
Michael: wHAT
You: IM SORRY
You: OMG KITTEN I WAS KIDDING!
Michael: you better be. don't wanna have to punish my baby
You: let's keep this PG Michael
You: *your voice* think about the children!
You: let's not get too raunchy
Michael: like them magnums
You: mICHAEL
Michael: I love you so much baby
You: I love you too kitten
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Michael: how 'bout them magnums
You: MICHAEL
Michael: sorry sorry
Michael: I just gfshkozgkoxskpcfk
You: what's wrong? are you fangirling over me again?
Michael: NO I FELL
Michael: INTO A DAMN BUSH
Michael: FUCK I THINK I LANDED IN SOME THORNS
Michael: THERE ARE THORNS IN MY ASS
You: how ironic
Michael: there is nothing ironic about my pain (Y/N)
You: no no, I think I heard some bushes rustling outside my windows
Michael: wow. that is ironic.
You: I LOOKED OUT MY WINDOW AND I SAW A FULL (NEARLY BALDED) HEAD OF HAIR IN THE BUSH. THERE'S SOMEONE IN MY BUSH
Michael: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU CALLING NEARLY BALDED
You: what
Michael: I mean.. no one deserves to be called nearly balded. that's rude
You: now I hear pebbles against the window...
You: wait a minute..
You: MICHAEL IS THAT YOU
Michael: yes baby. I'm here. It's me.
You: HOW WHEN WHY
Michael: management allowed me a one week break to see you. I just got here about five minutes ago. I love you baby
Michael: and did you know...
Michael: in the moonlight you look just like an angel in disguise?
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GUYS! if you have a Twitter can you please follow me @/ToOurMoonx bc I want to do those poll things Twitter just created and I want people to vote and stuff and I would really appreciate if you joined!! thank you!!
I'm also currently selling candles for my club. I'm a writer and now an entrepreneur
QOTC: favorite TV show?
my answer: idk I have a lot lol
love you to the moon and back xx
