Group Messaging
You: hey there flatfoots
Michael: 2.5 seconds into the convo and you're already insulting us this is a record
Luke: hi (Y/N)!!!
Calum: tf is a flatfoot
Ashton: ^^two types of people
You: hEy EvErYbOdY!
Luke: aw your inner fangirl is coming out its so adorable when you do that
Michael: stop flirting with (Y/N) Luke lmao
Luke: why? you jealous?
Calum: muke? malum...
Michael: fuck off Luke
Calum: oh thank god. Malum lives.
Ashton: I breathe malum.
You: okay let's get on a different topic bc ash is starting to get creepy
Michael: malum isn't fucking real Calum
Calum: ʷʰʸ ᵗʰᵉ fᵘͨᵏ ʸºᵘ ˡʸʸʸ'ⁿ, ʷʰʸ ʸºᵘ ᵃˡʷᵃʸˢ ˡʸʸʸ'ⁿ, ᵐᵐᵐᵐᵐᵐ ºʰ ᵐʸ ᵍºᵈ ˢᵗºp fᵘͨᵏ'ⁿ ˡʸʸʸ'ⁿ
You: omg
You: the music video is fab ok
You: I relate to Michael to most
Michael: (Y/N) luvs me and not Luke HA SUCK IT
You: but luke also slayed in that suit
Luke: HA
You: and calum was also adorable with all the doggies
Luke: C H E A T E R
Calum: [she/he] wants the c-dizzle
You: and ashton was so cute in that dinosaur costume
Ashton: I win you assholes
Luke: (Y/N) loves me most
Calum: oh please. why would (Y/N) want someone who'd lose the hunger games within 5 seconds bc you saw spider
You: 5 seconds of summer
Luke: why would (Y/N) want someone who's lose the hunger games within 2 seconds just to pet a dog
Michael: why would (Y/N) want someone who argues about [her/him] wanting someone who'd idiotically lose the hunger games
Ashton: why would (Y/N) want any of you idiots
You: Ashton's always the one who brings peace
Ashton: ya here that you dingbats? [she/he] wants the irwie
Calum: nah, [she/he] prefers da hood
You: da hood can be a very dangerous place
Luke: see cal? (Y/N) doesn't want your "hood" [she/he] wants lucifer
You: Y E S
Michael: wtf are y'all talking about? I think (Y/N) would dig the cliffoconda
You: no
Michael: well, fuck you then
You: no thanks, I'm too pure for this fowl world
Michael: gotta blast
Luke: thank the lord that asshole's gone
Ashton: lucas!
Calum: lukey!
You: L U C I F E R RISE
Calum: not now (Y/N)
Ashton: lol AYE Hey Everybody! just came on my shuffle
Ashton: we can all get some
we can all get laid
You: ashton
Ashton: imma tweet that
You: ash no
Ashton: bouta tweet it
You: I beg of you
Ashton: tweeted it
Calum: nobody cares
Luke: I care
Ashton: thank you Luke :)
Luke: lol jk
Ashton: -_-
Michael: I'm back bitches
Luke: oh shit the fuckboy's back
You: Luke! we do NOT call Michael a fuckboy under any circumstances!
Michael: it's ok (Y/N)
Michael: this giraffe-sized twerp is just holding a grudge bc I refused to be his prom date in year 10
Luke: not true
Luke: I am NOT a giraffe
Michael: but giraffes are adorable
Luke: ...
Luke: bro
Ashton: #bros
Michael: go away ash
Ashton: no one loves me
Calum: aw ashton
Calum: how unfortunate </3
You: I love you Ashton
Ashton: really?
You: lol no
Ashton: :(
You: HEY I WAS KIDDING ! I LOVE YOU IRWIE
Ashton: :-)
Luke: HEY THOSE ARE *MY* SMILEY FACES YOU DICK. NOBODY TAKES MY SIGNATURE SMILEY FACES, THEYRE MINE! MINE, YOU ASS. FUCKING FIGHT ME, DR. FLUKE WILL D E S T R O Y YOU.
You: ...
Ashton: luke buddy... u ok
Luke: no *sobs* last week I walked in on calum by accident, and I still have the trauma *shudders*
Calum: "by accident"
Calum: we share the same fucking dressing room you moron
You: I still have the trauma from the skeleton war
Michael: okay that's going to lead to a conversation we aren't ready for yet
Michael: let's go on
Michael: (Y/N) who do you admire the most in the world
You: myself
Ashton: that's actually inspirational
Calum: what about you michael
Michael: well... *blushes* there's is this one person in this world that I know...
Michael: *looks lovingly at Luke*
Michael: I know I'll always have...
Luke: :-)
Michael: memes
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this 'twas was a shitty part soz
the hey everybody! music video was the most glorious videos I have ever seen tbh
QOTC: how are you today?
my answer: idk. people annoyed me at school. but I guess I'm sorta meh
love you to the moon and back xx
