Group Messaging
You: guys
You: gUyS
You: GuYs
You: gUYS
You: GUYS
Michael: what the hell do you want now
Ashton: Michael don't be rude
Michael: Ashton
Michael: it's 5 in the fucking morning
Michael: I was in the middle of a deep sleep
Michael: why the fuck would I be in a good mood this time of day
You: you should've had your phone on silent if you didn't want to be woken up
You: FIGHT ME
Michael: Calum was sleeping next to me and his phone fucking beeped and woke me up
Calum: don't drag me into this
Michael: *drags Calum into this*
Luke: hi
Luke: I felt left out, I wanted to say something
Ashton: aw lukey
You: jet black heart is glorious
Michael: of course it is
You: she's kinda hot ep is also perfect
Michael: of course it is
You: @ michael - SHUSH WOMAN
Michael: what
You: you know what else is perfect?
Calum: me?
You: no
You: well, yes
You: but
You: badlands.
You: Halsey is amazing and brilliant and AWESOME
Luke: I agree
Calum: you know what else is amazing and brilliant and AWESOME?
Calum: (Y/N).
You: awwwwwwwwwwww
Ashton: smooth Calum, smooth.
Calum: you what wise is smooth? the ride (Y/N) and I will have on our way to our first date
Luke: oh
You: holy shit
Michael: *vomits*
Michael: stop flirting with (Y/N) Calum
Calum: Michael, I'll stop flirting with (Y/N) when you stop being an asshole. guess that'll never happen though
You: S M A C K D O W N
Ashton: SLAY
Luke: *narrows eyes* back off my man Calum
You: muke af
Michael: go away Luke
Luke: love me
Ashton: I'll love you, Luke
Luke: not you ash
Ashton: *heart breaks*
You: don't worry ash, I'll let you love me
Calum: b-but... (Y/N)...
Calum: I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING SPECIAL
Michael: guess you thought wrong m8
