Texting Luke
Luke: heyyyyyyy
You: you're gonna get me in trouble
Luke: why
You: BC IM IN SCHOOL
Luke: lol
Luke: what a shame
Luke: I don't care
You: you're gonna care when I sneak into your room while you sleep and dye your hair pink
Luke: I'd actually like that
You: fine. I'll shave your beard then
Luke: NO NO NOT MY PRECIOUS BILLY
You: ...
You: you named your beard Billy
Luke: yea
You: moving on
You: school is actually boring, so I'm glad you're texting me :)
Luke: aww
Luke: (Y/N) is in loveeeeee with me
You: what
You: if anything you're in love with me lmao
Luke: ...
Luke: moving on...
Luke: what class are you currently in?
You: biology ugh
Luke: what are u learning about
You: idk I'm TEXTING YOU
You: possibly photosynthesis
Luke: *spongebob voice* PHOTOSYNTHESIS, PHOTOSYNTHESIS
You: YOU ASSHOLE
You: YOU MADE ME BURST OUT INTO LAUGHTER AND NOW THE TEACHER GAVE ME DETENTION
You: YOURE LUCKY SHE DIDNT TAKE MY PHONE
Luke: ha ha
You: I h8 u
Luke: oh boohoo, it's not the end of the world
You: yes it is, not I have to stay in school for an extra hour
You: and it's gonna rain later :-(
Luke: soz
You: and you're probably lying in bed all comfortable whilst watching family guy and cuddling with your stuffed penguin
Luke: no...
Luke: I'm texting you, not watching family guy...
You: let me guess, you're also wearing footie pajamas
Luke: uhh
You: goddammit lucas
You: you're naked aren't you
Luke: possibly
You: -_-
You: gotta zayn
You: talk to you later if I'm still not mad at you
Luke: (Y/N), I'm sorry
You: meh
...
You: ITS NOT JUST FUCKIN RAINING
You: ITS A LEGIT THUNDERSTORM
You: AND I DONT HAVE AN UMBRELLA
You: FUCK
