Texting Calum
Calum: hey cutie :D
You: hiiiiiiii equally as cute person ;)
Calum: equally as cute? Nah, you're cuter
You: nah
Calum: yeah
You: nahhhh
Calum: yeahhhhh
Calum: wait
Calum: you're not cute
You: thx
Calum: YOU'RE ADORABLE
Calum: AND BEAUTIFUL
You: aww
You: ur makin me blush so hard rn
Calum: where r u
You: hell
Calum: I knew you were gonna get there someday, but I didn't think it'd be so soon
You: -_-
You: I meant class, calum. I'm in school u nutter butter
Calum: nutter butter? they're delicious. I'm unaffected by ur attempted insult.
Calum: and you're in school? haha nerd
You: nerds are cool
Calum: u naughty naughty student. texting me when ur supposed to learn and shit
Calum: why don't ya just drop out
You: because.
You: 1. I have parents who will strangle me if I do
You: 2. I wanna go to university
You: 3. I'm not going to join a punk band anytime soon
Calum: @ me
You: I'm not shading you if that's what you think
Calum: I know a thing or two about a thing or two
You: dudeeeee
You: I love ur bio
You: I'm stealing it for my senior quote, k?
Calum: no
Calum: get back to learning cutie
You: no asshole
Calum: no need for insults darling
Calum: do I have to punish you? ;)
You: no
You: go away
Calum: you're the one who texted me first
You: uh
You: I think you may have woken up with amnesia
You: 'cause if I recall, you texted me first.
Calum: well if ya didn't want to talk to me, you shouldn't have answered
You: but I'm boreddddddd
Calum: learnnnnnnnn
You: pick me up from school?
Calum: no
Calum: you can walk
You: CALUM
Calum: say my name, say my name
You: why are you like this
You: why do you hate me
Calum: I don't hate you
Calum: ok maybe 2% hate you
Calum: but I loveeeee you
You: ugh
Calum: what's wrong now
Calum: another person tried to talk to you? you introverted cutie
You: no, someone just mentioned prom again
Calum: when's your prom?
You: next week
You: *sighs*
Calum: why is my cutie sad
You: I don't have a date
Calum: no way.
Calum: I don't believe it.
You: why not?
Calum: I don't believe that the most beautiful girl in school doesn't have a date to the prom.
You: calummmmmm
Calum: (Y/N)
You: well someone did try to ask me to prom last week...
Calum: someone... tried... to ask... MY cutie... to the... prom...?
You: yeah well I turned 'em down 'cause they're a homophobic piece or crap
You: I deserve better
Calum: YES YOU DO
Calum: I HAVE AN IDEA
You: oh no
You: when u have an idea someone always ends up injured
Calum: I PROMISE NO ONE WILL BE INJURED.. unless someone tries to hurt my cutie
You: so what's your idea?
Calum: I CAN BE YOUR DATE TO PROM
You: really?
Calum: yeah I'll buy a nice tux and everything!!
Calum: I wanna see my cutie happy xx
You: aww thank you Calum
You: I accept
Calum: good, 'cause if you turned me down then I'd be so broken hearted
You: lol you don't even like me like that
Calum: sure
Calum: whatever helps you fall asleep at night
...
You: Calum?
You: you here yet?
Calum: yep. I'm standing on the doorstep.
You: I looked out the window. you look really handsome
Calum: creeper
You: -_-
You: are you holding a bouquet of roses?
Calum: yes, they're for you
You: omg aw Calum
Calum: beautiful roses for a beautiful person
Calum: well come out here so I can hug you
Calum: everyone's gonna be so jelly bc I have the most beautiful person as my date to prom
You: CALUM ATCIDEVOCRBIB
Calum: we're also gonna show everyone off the dance floor *snaps fingers in a Z formation*
You: I love you so much, Calum
Calum: I love you too, cutie.
Calum: more than you can ever imagine...
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I gave myself feels with this preference
anyway
I HAVE TO DRAW SOMEONE FROM A MAGAZINE FOR INTRO TO ART CLASS AND MY INNER FANGIRL IS COMING OUT SO IM EITHER GOING TO DRAW A MEMBER OF 5SOS OR HALSEY
QOTC: what song are you listening to atm?
my answer: over and out by 5sos tHIS SONG THO
love you to the moon and back xx
