Texting Calum
Calum: my name is Calum
You: are you checking if I woke up with amnesia bc I'm well aware that my best friend of seven years is named Calum
Calum: don't sass me that's my thing
Calum: anyway
Calum: my name is Calum
Calum: C-A-L-U-M
Calum: and there is no U without Calum... <3
You: ...
You: that was smooth. are you trying to flirt with me?
Calum: no... I'm just saying how amazing of a friend you are bc there's no me without you...
You: aw, seven years of friendship DOES mean something to you
Calum: seven years... seven years of bad luck...
Calum: now that I think about it, I remember breaking my mum's mirror the day I met you xD
You: k then
You: I thought what we had was special
Calum: we have a love/hate relationship, don't we?
You: yeah
You: you love me and I hate you
Calum: I think it's the other way around babe
You: nope, I'm right. In fact you calling me "babe" just proves my theory
Calum: dammit
You: Calum without a u = Calm, something you can never be
Calum: what? I can be calm...
You: ur naked 24/7
You: even when ur quiet in interviews I know there's a party in your mind
Calum: I think about you during interviews
You: wat
Calum: yeah, I think "if I wasn't here right now I could be bothering (Y/N)"
You: yeah and while you think that I'm thinking "thank the lord he has ah interview today so he's out of my hair"
Calum: I'm out of your hair, but you're out of my limit
You: SMOOTH
You: damn you sure are lovey dovey today
Calum: what can I say
Calum: I've had my eyes on someone for seven years now...
You: OOH
You: DETAILS BABY
Calum: I've said too much
You: YOUVE HAD A CRUSH ON SOMEONE FOR SEVEN YEARS AND YOU DIDNT TELL ME
Calum: fucking hell (Y/N)
You: what?
Calum: your an idiot
You: *you're
You: how ironic
Calum: rude
You: I'm the embodiment of rude
You: besides, you called me an idiot for no reason so you were rude first. it's karma bitch
Calum: I called you an idiot for a reason
You: what's the reason
Calum: key words: seven years
You: yes, you've had a crush on someone for seven years
Calum: yes
Calum: and how long have we been friends?
You: seven years
Calum: exactly
You: hey, what a coincidence haha
Calum: yep, it's official - you're an idiot
You: you know what's also official? you're a lovesick asshole
Calum: you're clueless
You: how am I clueless?
Calum: I'm going to give you one more hint
You: okay
Calum: the person I'm in love with is as clueless as you. they've been to hell and back with me, but never left. they don't know I'm in love with them, and they probably don't feel the same way. I've been in love with them the first time I laid eyes on them, and I'm trying to tell them how I feel but they won't take the damn hint.
You: omg
Calum: get it?
You: so who's this person's name? ;) the one who stole my best friend's heart
Calum: FUCKING DAMMIT
Calum: ITS YOU
Calum: IT HAS ALWAYS BEEN Y O U
You: what...
You: fuck, I am an idiot. I don't understand at all
You: Calum?
Calum: ...
You: cal pal?
Calum: ...
You: Calum, talk to me. we tell each each everything
Calum: ...
You: CALUM???
Calum: HE'S FUCKING IN LOVE WITH YOU (Y/N), YA MORON. JUST LOVE HIM BACK OR WHATEVER BECAUSE IM TRYING TO SLEEP AND Y'ALL ARE ANNOYING ME. THANK YOU. -Michael
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I feel sick rn and the only thing that's keeping me from losing my sanity is the fact that sounds good feels good comes out in one month
QOTC: how are you today?
my answer: I feel like shit but other than that I'm fine
I hope you guys are having a good day. if not, reminder: you're beautiful and I love you. you're awesome. never forget that.
love you to the moon and back xx
