Group Messaging
You: geTTING SPOOPY
Calum: you mean spooky?
You: I mean spoopy.
Ashton: honestly (Y/N) idk why you make a big deal out of Halloween. it's just a holiday
Luke: R.I.P. Ashton Fletcher Irwin
1994-2016
You: ash...
You: them's fightin' words.
You: Halloween is the best holiday
Ashton: why
You: BC IT LASTS THE WHOLE FRICKIN MONTH THATS WHY
Ashton: no it doesn't... Halloween is only one day
You: fuck you it's the whole month
You: like right now it's the seventh day of Halloween
You: bitch
Michael: Ashton for the love of God if you want to continue breathing I would shut up right now
Ashton: you know what (Y/N)
Ashton: I think you should go as yourself for Halloween. Because you're scaring the shit out of me right now -_-
You: GOOD.
Calum: can we talk about something other than Halloween~
You: so what are y'all going to be for Halloween?
Ashton: satan
You: you don't need a costume for that :-)
Luke: damn
Luke: I was thinking an angel
Michael: an angel? really Luke? you're twenty years old go as something more realistic and age appropriate
Michael: like a pile of shit
Luke: fuck you
Luke: you should dye your hair red again and wear all white so you can go as a tampon
Michael: wow Luke, that's really specific. you must have been thinking about this insult for a long time
Calum: what even is this
Ashton: (Y/N) if you dress as yourself and I dress as myself we can be twinsies
Ashton: 'cause you know, I'm satan
You: i was thinking a clown
Luke: NO
Luke: FUCK NO
Luke: THEYRE SO FUCKIN CREEPY ESPECIALLY WITH WHATS GOING ON IN AMERICA
Michael: yeah ok why are random creepy lookin ass clowns lurking around terrorizing the public appearing out of no where? And where do I sign up to join the gang?
You: maybe it's The Man's why of telling us that we need to laugh more in life
You: bc you know. Clown's are funny
Ashton: *creepy
Calum: maybe (Y/N) is leading the gang of clowns
You: I wish
Ashton: I'm getting tired of this Halloween shit. Let's move onto something else
You: I Really Hope The Clowns™ Don't Find Your Address Ashton; It Would Really Suck For You If Someone Were To Leak It
Ashton: is that a threat?
You: Yikes, Excited So?
Ashton: that doesn't even make sense
Luke: read every first letter of that sentence
Calum: can we plssss talk about something else
You: AUTUMN!!!!!
Michael: fuck
You: I love fall. I love oversized hoodies and cuddly sweaters. I love pumpkins and pumpkin spice lattes. I love leaves and grey clouds and everything fall themed. I'm in love with fall.
Ashton: and I'm in love with you
You: what
Calum: WHAT
Ashton: nothing
Michael: Ashton's outed himself
Michael: what an idiot
Luke: Ashton lowkey wanted to expose himself
You: you're in love with me Ashton?
Ashton: no!!!
Ashton: I was just kidding
You: well then that's a terrible joke
Calum: but Ashton, last night you were talking so much about how beautiful and cute (Y/N) is
Ashton: Calum I'm going to kill you
You: I'm in love with fall and I'm in love with Ashton Irwin
Michael: aww see Ash?
Michael: something good can come out if you're honest
Ashton: ...
Luke: he's so in love with (Y/N) he's speechless
Ashton: ...
You: Ashton? I have to go soon, anything you need to tell me?
Ashton: um...
Ashton: Halloween is actually my favorite holiday.
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guys omg
my school was threatened by clowns and I was so scared
BUT IM ALIVE!!!
okay but seriously this clown thing scares me bc I have a huge fear of clowns ughhhhh
OH YEAH GUYS!
Do any of you have an iPhone 5c?
I'm getting an iPhone 7 pretty soon and I need to give all my iPhone 5c cases to someone
I mean, I have pretty cool cases so if you're interested hmu :)
QOTC: What's your favorite holiday? (Also, has your area had any clown sightings?)
my answer: Halloween and I think so but idk if it's true I'm so scared omf
love you to the moon and back xx
P.S. I fixed my tumblr!!
You can send me anons
hemmosexual-michael
I love anons (as long as they're nice) ;)
