Texting Michael
Mikey: hey (Y/N)
You: what
Mikey: let's fuck
You: OHMYGOD WHAT
You: simmer down u horny boy
Mikey: you didn't even listen to my pickup line
Mikey: gimme a chance
You: I've heard that line a million times
You: so no
Mikey: let's play titanic
You: he's telling me it anyway
Mikey: you be the iceberg and I'll go down
Mikey: ;)
You: oh I really never heard that one before that's so clever omg that really worked now I'm just DYING to have sex with you
Mikey: your sarcasm hurts
You: why thank you
You: ;)
Mikey: but seriously
Mikey: I miss youuuuu babe
You: then come home
Mikey: I can't just abandon the boys
Mikey: we're still on tour ya know
You: I know, soz
You: :/
Mikey: I promise when I come home I'm spending all my time with you
You: what about your family
Mikey: you're going to be my family one day
Mikey: we'll get married and have children and I'll be the most happiest man in the fucking world <3
You: AW MIKEY
Mikey: now can we have sex when I get home?
You: ...
Mikey: babe?
You: ...
Mikey: I'm sorry
You: Read at 6:43PM
Mikey: shit
Mikey: I was just kidding
Mikey: I love you
You: I love you too
You: but how would we have sex when you're miles away?
Mikey: I'll deliver my penis
You: IM DYING
You: YOU SHOULD TWEET THAT
Mikey: OMG I SHOULD
Mikey: but when I come home I'll make the sweetest love to you
You: awwwww
You: I'm just a sucker for you
Mikey: hehe
You: MICHAEL
You: you gotta chill with your dirty mind, man
Mikey: lolz
You: you're such a kitten
Mikey: WHY DOES EVERYONE CALL ME KITTEN
You: BC YOU ARE ONE
Mikey: BUT IM BADASS
You: YEAH, AS BADASS AS A KITTEN
