Texting Luke
You: hiiiiiii Lukeyyyyy
Lukey: babeeee
Lukey: you do realize that it's 1:05 am here right?
You: oh
You: idc
Lukey: nice
You: tell Ashton I said happy birthday
Lukey: you tell him.
Lukey: I'm going back to sleep
You: Well.
You: That.
You: Was.
You: Fucking.
You: Rude.
You: why do you hate me, Lukey?
Lukey: aw I don't hate you (Y/N), if anything I love you more than everything in the whole world. <3
Lukey: I'm just tired af
You: I forgive youuuu
You: my little penguin
You: well, not "little" bc you're the tallest human I've ever seen
Lukey: I'm not tall, you're just short
You: NO
You: DONT GO DISCRIMINATING AGAINST HEIGHTS
Lukey: I'm not discriminating against anything
Lukey: I think short people are cute
Lukey: especially you
You: awww
You: and I think tall people are cute
You: especially you
Lukey: ooh ooh ooh
Lukey: when you fly back to Australia you should come to my house
You: are you thinking dirty thoughts Lukey
Lukey: maybe... ;)
You: NO LUKE KEEP YOUR INNOCENCE PLS
Lukey: soz
Lukey: I've been hanging around Michael too much
You: I'll have a word with Michael
You: and Liz
Lukey: NO NO NOT MY MUM PLS NO
You: awww Luke
You: you don't want me to get you in trouble with queen Liz?
Lukey: pls
You: okkkk
Lukey: yayyy
Lukey: I can't wait until I can cuddle you
You: same
You: I'm cuddling myself rn
Lukey: awww
You: and my tummy hurts
Lukey: babeee I wish I could rub it
You: I hate being so far away from you. :( it sucks
Lukey: it's going to be okay, love
You: and now I'm reading a fanfic about you
Lukey: WHAT
You: it's a smut actually
Lukey: AND YOU SAY I HAVE A DIRTY MIND
You: it's about us, actually
