Texting Michael
Michael: guess what
Michael: guess fucking what
You: I don't fucking care
Michael: well that's fucking rude
Michael: considering my fucking news will make you fucking happy
You: I'm fucking sorry
Michael: *changes name to sorry*
You: oh my god
Michael: was that smooth ;)
You: you probably get all your pickup lines from tumblr
Michael: I assume you are trying to insult me
Michael: but how come I feel anything but insulted?
You: ur pickup lines have 0 affects on me
Michael: oh really now?
Michael: I might have to prove you wrong
You: Michael
Michael: let's play titanic
You: Michael pls no
Michael: you be iceberg
You: don't do it
Michael: AND I'LL GO DOWN
You: oh my god
You: I actually keep score of how many times you use the line
Michael: :D
You: just this week, you've used it 19 times
You: 19 times
You: AND THEY WERE ALL ON ME
Michael: what can I say?
Michael: I've got a thing for my psychotic best friend who goes by the name of (Y/N)
You: aww
You: wait
You: did you just call me psychotic?
Michael: ...
You: fucking answer me
Michael: ...
You: Michael Gordon Clifford
Michael: ...
You: fuck you
Michael: I'm down for that ;)
You: MICHAEL
You: you frustrate me
Michael: what a coincidence
Michael: Calum said the exact same thing just five minutes ago
You: are you constantly flirting with Calum, too?
Michael: no
Michael: I only have eyes for you my darling
You: and I
You: only have eyes
You: for
You: my pizza
Michael: how dare you.
Michael: who do you think you are
You: (Y/N) (Y/L/N)
Michael: hmm
Michael: I don't like that last name of yours
Michael: let's change it to Clifford
You: omf
