Texting Calum
Calum: hey there angel!!
You: well fuck you too
Calum: :0 excuse you???
You: I am not an angel
Calum: ugh, my mistake
Calum: hey there satan!!
You: hey cal!!
You: did you find ur Halloween costume yet?
Calum: no, I was going to be a banana but Ashton stole it from me :( damn bastard drummer, he probz can't pull it off like I can
You: so what you're saying is
You: I can choose your Halloween costume for you?
Calum: wait what
You: coolio!! thanks cal :) u da best
Calum: no wait
Calum: I do not condone that
You: u da worst
You: whY NOT
Calum: bc I don't trust you when it comes to halloween costumes
Calum: u can pick out some weird costume I'll probably get arrested for wearing *cough cough* like Halloween 2k12 when Luke allowed you to pick his costume for him
Calum: his mum had to bail him out and she lectured him until you cried
You: so? that still makes pretty trustworthy :)
Calum: ha ha fuck no
You: that's too bad
You: I already chose your costume for you before you even gave me permission
Calum: I never gave you permission
You: so you're going to be cal pal
You: as you were in the don't stop music video
Calum: no way in hell
Calum: I rather be a pizza, aND WE ALL KNOW WHICH ONE OF US IS GOING TO BE THAT THIS YEAR
You: mmm pizza
Calum: are you even listening to me??
You: lol no
Calum: I don't want to be cal pal.
You: b-but... I already stole the costume you kept under your bed
You: that was a lot of work mate
Calum: YOU WHAT???
You: and now I'm craving pizza. Imma order some. You want any cal pal?
Calum: no. I want you to burn my cal pal costume
You: oh well. more for yours truly
Calum: yours truly? more like yours, satan
You: whatever u say cal pal
Cal Pal: I AM NOT CAL PAL!!!
You: fine.
Cal Pal: and I'm getting my damn pizza
You: sorry, you had your chance
Cal Pal: I'm already on my way over and if there isn't any pizza on my plate I'm going to explode
You: that would be an amazing sight
Cal Pal: there'd be a murder scene in your own home
You: eh, I'll blame it on Luke
You: ooh!! I think the pizza guy is here!
You: oh wait, it's just you
Cal Pal: I love you too (Y/N), I love you too
You: tf man you got here pretty quick are you sonic or something
Cal Pal: no, I was just inspired by pizza
You: ME
Cal Pal: let's get this party started!!
You: hell yeah cal pal
Cal Pal: (Y/N)... I'm going to tickle you now
You: if you even so attempt to lay a fucking fingernail on me I'll shove me foot in your throat u expired piece of shit
Cal Pal: geez
Cal Pal: you would've thought that at 3 in the morning you'd be nicer due to exhaustion
You: nah bruh this is devil's hour, the time where I'm ALIVE
Cal Pal: okay... I'm leaving now
Cal Pal: maybe I'll find the pizza guy and warn him before he walks into doom
You: wait don't leave me. what did I ever do to you???
Cal Pal: that would take too long to answer considering our friendship bloomed in year two
You: the worst I ever did to you was push you off the monkey bars, get over it
Cal Pal: you tried to drag me to hell and when you couldn't find it you bought an pukka board to convince the other side to take me as their leader
You: I'd describe myself as quirky.
Cal Pal: really? 'Cause I'd describe you as crazy
Cal Pal: and Luke would agree
You: oh, you're just being nostalgic
Cal Pal: I'm a ball of anger
You: coming from a guy who's called cal pal
Cal Pal: I. AM. NOT. CAL. PAL.
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today was a great day but it will go all down the drain tomorrow bc I have to take the psats which will be actual hell
QOTC: 10 days until sounds good feels good. ARE YOU READY?
my answer: no and yes at the same time bc while I'll be emotionally damaged at the beautifully written songs I'm 100% school would be easier getting through. "do it for 5sos, isabella, do it for 5sos" I'll whisper as I go to my next class to prevent me from slamming my head on the desk bc I'm surrounded by homophobic idiots
I'm sorry I'm weird. but I hope my answer amused you
love you to the moon and back xx
