Group Messaging
You: so
Ashton: so
Calum: so
Luke: so
Michael: what the fuck
You: so
Ashton: so
Luke: so
Michael: why isn't anybody fucking saying something
You: ...
Ashton: ...
Calum: ...
Luke: ...
Michael: SAY SOMETHING FOR FUCK'S SAKE ARE ANY OF YOU ALIVE OR SOME SHIT
You: Read at 5:55 pm
Ashton: Read at 5:55 pm
Calum: Read at 5:55 pm
Luke: Read at 5:55 pm
Michael: ASSHOLES
Calum: and on an all new episode of "Messing with Michael" ...
You: we should call it "Messing with the Douche Bag"
Michael: haha fucking ha
Michael: (Y/N) you're so insensitive :(
You: iM SORRY IM SORRY
Michael: I refuse to be apart of any reality tv show
Michael: and even if I was, those titles are shit
Ashton: *insulted*
Ashton: I came up with those
Luke: we should call it "Muke af"
Luke: starring you and me baby
Michael: shut up Luke
You: what a beautiful day to be doing absolutely nothing
Michael: same
Calum: I did something
Ashton: here we go...
Calum: I GOT A TOUR DOG
Luke: *we
Calum: WE GOT A TOUR DOG
Ashton: dammit
You: i thought you were the tour dog Calum lol
Luke: no, he's the tour puppy
You: what's the difference
Michael: everything's the difference, apparently
Calum: WE GOT A TOUR DOG
Michael: guyssssss I'm bored
Ashton: how are you bored
Michael: because I don't have my most favorite person in the world :(
Luke: aww Mikey, I'm right here
Michael: I wasn't talking about you Luke lmao
Michael: I was talking about (Y/N)
You: AWWW
Luke: :-(
Michael: nobody gives two shits about your :-( Luke, shove it up your ass
Ashton: I'll accept your :-( Lukey
Ashton: I'll even turn it into a :-)
Luke: fuck muke
