sorry for not updating im an actual trash can
Group Messaging
You: you guys
You: guess what tomorrow is
Ashton: Judgment Day
You: no..
Calum: an apocalyptic end to all of our suffering
You: damn, no...
Michael: eat my balls day
You: Michael I fucking swear
Luke: Christmas!!!
You: Luke Christmas was two months ago
You: AND NO!!!!!
You: ITS VALENTINE'S DAY!!!!!
Calum: your point is
You: I hate all of you
You: I just wanted to spread my love and devotion to my four best friends and have them all be my valentine <3
Michael: lmao I already have a valentine and it's not you byeeeeeeeee
You: you're fucking mean
You: but tell crystal I said hiiiiiiiii <3
Luke: I, too, have a valentine (Y/N).
You: ur mum doesn't count Luke
Calum: SAVAGE
Luke: :-( mums always count
Ashton: I'LL BE YOUR VALENTINE (Y/N)
You: YAY!!! #mytruebff
Ashton: wait we're just gonna be friends
You: yeah, why?
Michael: F R I E N D Z O N E D
Ashton: um, no reason
Ashton: I thought, ya know, for like one day we could be friends with benefits
Calum: oh, Ashton
Calum: you're such a fucking idiot
You: if by benefits you mean food then by all means, lets be friends with benefits
Luke: lmao Ashton wants to fuck (Y/N)
You: wHAT
You: LUCIFER HEMMINGS WHAT
Ashton: shut the fuck up luke
Luke: but that's what you told me last night
Michael: what were you guys doing last night ;)
Ashton: get a life Michael
You: I'm still terribly confused
Calum: me @ my life
Luke: Ashton is in love with (Y/N), (Y/N) is in love with Ashton
Luke: its as simple as that
You: lUKE
You: tHAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A SECRET YOU LITTLE SHIT
Ashton: WAIT (Y/N) YOU FEEL THE SAME WAY
You: oh fuck
Michael: hey Luke why are you being a little shit lol
Luke: I'm so fucking sick of this "I like them but idk if they like me" shit I which takes about 200000 years
Calum: oh he snapped
Calum: hey lukey will you still be my valentine
Luke: of course cal :)
Ashton: (Y/N), can I talk to you... in private?
Michael: ooh they're gonna sext
You: shut up Michael
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You: Ashton
Ashton: (Y/N), I've struggled with love in the past but when I look at you, the pain disappears. Whether or not it's in a romantic way, I feel like you are meant to be in my life and I am very grateful for you. My heart is pounding heavily at the slight possibility that I may have a chance with you. Will you be my Valentine, and my [girlfriend/boyfriend/etc.]?
You: Ashton...
You: of course. I love you, Ash <3
Ashton: I love you too, more than you could ever know.
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I HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL TOMORROW WHICH MEANS MY UGLY ASS WILL BE FORCED TO WATCH COUPLES BE IN LOVE WITH EACH OTHER UGHHHHHH
I don't have a Valentine :(
also I hurt my knee jumping off a bus today don't ask
QOTC: ((if you watched the Grammys)) who was your fave performance?
my answer: while I thought Beyoncé slayed, I've gotta go with my love ed sheeran tbh
love you to the moon and back <3
