Group Messaging
You: we should all get married
Calum: YES!!!
Ashton: that depends... will pikachu be there?
You: wtf Ashton
Luke: he's a bit drunk, don't mind him
Michael: i think I'm drunk too
You: pizza can't get you drunk Michael lol
Michael: that's what you think
Calum: (Y/N) (Y/L/N) will you do me the honoring of marrying me?
Luke: *us
Luke: this is group wedding remember
Calum: too bad. I want (Y/N) all to myself
Ashton: Calum probably proposed with a guitar pick
You: well in that case I'd say yes
Michael: I'd propose with a slice of pizza
You: I would also say yes to that
Ashton: I propose with a beer and a sock
You: I am not satisfied
Ashton: idc your loss
You: asshole
Luke: unlike these flatfoots I'd propose with the most beautiful diamond ring <3
Calum: stop trying to one up me bro
Ashton: *scoffs at Luke* loserrrrr
Michael: @ Luke who the fuck are you calling a flatfoot
You: aww Luke
You: what should my wedding dress be?
Michael: SHORT, VERY VERY SHORT
Ashton: LONG, VERY VERY LONG
Michael: lol Ashton
Calum: SPARKLY
Luke: you'd look beautiful in anything (Y/N)
Calum: kiss up
Luke: no Calum, it's called "being respectful to my future spouse"
Calum: *our
You: that settles it then. I'll be wearing 5sos merch
Ashton: NOW YOU'RE TALKING BABY
Michael: so you're going to walk down the aisle with a Clifford shirt on?
Calum: *Hood
Luke: *Hemmings
Ashton: *Irwin
You: *(Y/L/N)
You: bc I'm cool like that
You: I'd actually be wearing that rejects t-shirt
Ashton: REJECTED, REJECTED
Ashton: YEAH YOU JUST GOT REJECTED
Ashton: R-E-J-E-C-T-E-D rejected!
You: are u ok ash
Luke: as stated before, he is drunk
Luke: you wouldn't want some drunk Neanderthal drummer to be your spouse would you? vote for me as your husband and I'll make your dreams come true!
Michael: shut up Luke
Ashton: I'm not drunk I'm just hyped about the whole wedding
Calum: this isn't some presidential election Luke so fuck off
Luke: :-(
Michael: after the wedding, you know what comes next (Y/N)? ;)
You: food?
Michael: no
You: free concert tickets?
Michael: no
You: insurance?
Calum: SEX (Y/N) HE MEANS SEX
You: oh
You: oh hell nah
You: I want to wait at least a year before having children
Luke: I want 16 children
You: fuck no
Ashton: it's only fair (Y/N)
Ashton: four children from each of us
You: do you how long that would take
You: do you how painful that sounds
You: do you know how much that costs
You: Michael would lose his children in the parking lot of a video game store
Michael: true
Luke: but we could force all our children into one large band
Calum: 8 girls 8 boys
Calum: and one of them has to be named (Y/N)
You: YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE FUNNY
You: IF WE ALL NAMED THEM AFTER MYSELF
Michael: no
Michael: let's name them after movies
Michael: "pick up your fucking underwear The Terminator"
Ashton: "The Avengers put your sister down!"
Calum: "where the hell do you think you're going The Exorcist?"
Luke: "come give daddy a hug The Fault in Our Stars!"
You: IM DYING OMG
You: wait wait
You: "c'mon you have to go to school One Direction: This is Us"
Michael: I'm fucking dead
Ashton: I've been dead since this whole conversation started
You: what if this group wedding was just a scheme to have you all marry each other instead
You: like I'll just leave and then have you guys say you're vows to each other
Luke: hell no
Luke: I don't want to marry any of these jerks
Luke: I wanna marry you (Y/N)
Calum: she's mine
You: I belong to myself
You: *ends up taking Luke's diamond ring he proposed with and marries myself instead*
You: bye y'all its time for my lovely honeymoon with da bae
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so tomorrow I leave for vacation and I wanted to update this bc I won't get a chance to during the week
I have to go on a three hour drive tomorrow *faints*
QOTC: what's your favorite movie?
my answer: hmm... 50 First Dates
love you xx
