Texting Michael
Michael: ayeeeee
You: oh my
You: you're actually texting me first for once in your life
Michael: byeeeeeeeee
You: WAIT DONT GO
Michael: fineeeeeeeeeee
Michael: so how's my (Y/N) doing? :)
You: your (Y/N) fell down the stairs at school :(
Michael: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You: wow okay
You: rude
Michael: I CANT BREATHE
You: well you can stop laughing at my misfortune Michael Fangirl Clifford
Michael: your misfortune amuses me
You: I WAS NOT BORN FOR YOUR AMUSEMENT
Michael: you kinda were... we've been best friends since we were babies
You: now THAT was a misfortune
Michael: ouch
Michael: but I know you're lying bc who wouldn't want to be friends with me
You: me
Michael: you think you're shitting on my dreams when really I'm like "We're not friends anymore? FREEDOMMMM I AM FREEEEEEEE"
You: I'm sorry
Michael: what do you have to be sorry for? We're not friends rememberrrrr
You: I WANT YOU BACK
Michael: slow down there michael jackson
You: I love youuuuuu
You: why don't you love meeeeeee
Michael: I love you....
Michael: bUT YOU WERE MEAN TO ME FIRST YOU NEMATODE
You: nematode?
Michael: nematode.
You: did u just call be a nematode
Michael: yep
You: as in spongebob
Michael: yep
You: ok
Michael: I HAVE GOOD NEWS
You: you have a date tonight?
Michael: no... I didn't ask out the person of my dreams yet...
You: WHO'S THE PERSON OF YOUR DREAMS
Michael: back to the good news I have to share
Michael: Calum and I got our drivers' license!!
You: LOOK OUT WORLD. EVERYBODY LOOK OUT. HIDE YO WIFE HIDE YO KIDS BC MICHAEL GORDON CLIFFORD IS NOW ABLE TO DRIVE. EVERYONE RUN!!!!
Michael: -_-
You: who the hell let that happen
Michael: -_-
Michael: no free rides for you then
You: I WAS KIDDING!! I'm proud of you baby
Michael: too late
Michael: now u have to sit in the back seat instead of the front
You: how do I upgrade to the front?
Michael: you can't. It's reserved for my stuffed pikachu
You: aw
You: i wish I was the stuffed pikachu
Michael: then I'd be cuddling you every night xD
You: you already do xD
Michael: I know ;)
You: so are you getting a car?
Michael: yep. soon
You: you'll be able to drive anywhere now yessss
Michael: OMG I CAN DRIVE TO JAPAN WHENEVER I WANT
You: baby... I don't think that's how it works...
Michael: stop shitting on my dreams dammit (Y/N)
You: oops
You: now you take your dates in a car and do other stuff in there ;)
Michael: I can already imagine the with the person of my dreams
Michael: fuck
You: WHO'S THE PERSON OF YOUR DREAMS
Michael: that's confidential... anyway it wouldn't work
You: why not?
Michael: they don't feel the same way about me
You: you don't know that
Michael: yes I do
You: no you don't
Michael: yes I do
You: no you don't
Michael: yes I do
You: no you don't
Michael: yes I do
You: I love our banters
Michael: I love you
You: awww, I love you too mikey <3
Michael: :(
You: what's with the sad face, Michael?
Michael: because he's really fucking in love with you but he's too scared to tell you, (Y/N). give my boy a chance because I want to see him happy with the person of his dreams (which is you), okay? -Ashton
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i didn't listen to money yet omf it comes out at midnight but I have to be asleep by then bc school
QOTC: are you in any clubs at school?
my answer: yes, I just joined the creative writing club today :)
love you to the moon and back xx
