uzumaki shira | naruto

Act 2: "Can I sleep in instead?"

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"Nee-san! Nee-san! Control your fangirls, 'ttebayo! They're flocking around the door again! I can't get out!"

But the blond received no response from his sister. This had been going on for years and Naruto only wanted a peaceful morning (like he was any quieter). The first time this happened, Naruto was surprised to see a lot of girls waiting outside their apartment. Of course, the first time it happened, he found them first and had said Shira was still asleep so they should go away.

What did they do to poor Naru-naru?

Beat him up of course but before they could do any further damage, a familiar redhead arrived at the scene, yawning and rubbing her sleepy eyes. Accompanied by her unruly bedhead, the girls shrieking like banshees became his morning.

Since that day, the blond Uzumaki would always leave through the window but this time, this time, he needed the door because he had four buckets of paint.

"Nee-san! Wake up!"

A groan escaped her lips and Naruto silently cheered, dancing around in victory but of course, she fell asleep instantly once more. Naruto, who saw this, had an expression of defeat. Kneeling down and making a loud thud because of the paints in his arms, he looked up at the ceiling with eyes of defeat.

"NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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Shira woke up three hours later with a yawn. Looking around, she nodded to herself when no fangirls lingered around their apartment. Her brother must have had a lot of trouble this morning, causing her to snicker.

After getting ready in twenty minutes, she locked their apartment while adjusting her bag on her shoulder. She remembered the kunai she had left beside Sasuke's table yesterday and shrugged her shoulders.

Why not teleport there instead of walking to the Academy?

Gathering her chakra and remembering the specific place she had left her marked kunai, she disappeared in front of their apartment. In a matter of seconds, she found herself standing on top of her desk with multiple pairs of eyes boring holes into her in awe. Knowing what would happen, she prepared herself and covered her ears from the deadliest jutsu she had ever encountered: Fangirls' Squeal.

It was very effective since she had fainted the first time and didn't wake up until dismissal. Stepping down from her desk, Sasuke nudged her with his elbow to get her attention while she grabbed the kunai under her table.

"What was that about?" He asked while raising an eyebrow. The girl stared at him and shrugged her shoulders, earning a sweat drop from Sasuke and Shikamaru, who was on her other side. She heard him mumble 'troublesome' before laying his head on the desk.

"... I just tried out a jutsu I've been working on."

Her answer was so vague that Sasuke dropped the subject almost instantly and returned his attention back at front. Shira inwardly scowled in annoyance but remained calm outside.

Sweeping her gaze around the room, the Uzumaki noticed that Iruka-sensei wasn't present. "Hey, where's sensei anyway?" Kiba looked threw her a toothy grin. "Naruto's done something again."

A look of realization crossed through her face and she snorted in amusement. "I forgot he's gonna vandalize the monument today." Hearing her answer, almost everyone laughed at her brother's stupidity and even had the courage to mock him.

Did Shira leave them alone? Heck no.

Both her seatmates scooted a bit away from her.  "Do you idiots even have the guts to do what he's doing?" That silenced everyone. She scoffed and buried her face in her book.