im back pitches
also this is modern day au and no dr brenner #killdrbrenner so bascially finn and millie but oh whale idgaf
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unknown: ummmmm mommmmmmmmmmmmmm
unknown: mommmmmmmmmmmyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
unknown: mom we need eggos were out
elsthename: we're*
elsthename: if you're gonna be annoying do it with proper grammar.
unknown: oh shit you arent ma mommy
elsthename: no, i'm not.
unknown: sorry el
elsthename: don't say my name, i haven't given it to you.
unknown is typing...
elsthename: i know it's my screen name asshat.
unknown: sassitude
unknown: im Mike Wheeler
elsthename: i didn't ask.
elsthename: but my name's El. nice to meet you
wheely: if you dont mind me asking are u a girl?
elsthename: i am.
wheely: coolio
wheely: whats ur timezone?
elsthename: east coast
elsthename: yours?
wheely: same dude!
wheely is typing...
elsthename: not giving anything else away.
wheely: god dammit
wheely: how old are you?
elsthename: how do i know if you are like a creepy stalker dude?
wheely: fine ill go first. im 15 and one sec
elsthename: ??????????
wheely:
wheely: das meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
read by elsthename at 3:27
El looked at boy on the screen. He was absolutely gorgeous. Sure, he had that dumb look on his face, a stupid filter, but those curls. El closed her eyes and imagined running her hands through them.
wheely: hellooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo?
Mike's text broke El out of her thoughts.
elsthename: bish what?
wheely: you left me on read!!!!!1!
elsthename: my dad needed me so fu
wheely: such harsh words
wheely: its ur turn potty mouth
elsthename:
(idk why mill's is bigger idc either so fight me)
read by wheely at 3:43
Mike's mouth dropped as he looked at his screen. That girl, El, was a knockout. But she probably lived in Florida or some shit, plus who would like a Star Wars loving nerd who only had 3 friends? He hoped though. He hoped she was near Hawkins, Indiana and that she too enjoyed being a nerd.
wheely: ur v pretty
wheely: ur hair is short and it looks good
El's jaw dropped. She was pretty? She had no shot though. Mike was probably really popular, had lots of friends, and probably wouldn't be caught watching the new Star Wars...would he?
wheely: how old are u?
elsthename: thanks bro
elsthename: and in 14
wheely: np
elsthename: i gtg, my hops waiting for me
wheely: hops?
elsthename: adoptive dad. ill talk to you later :)
wheely: see ya later skater ;)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
elsthename has logged off!
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this is gonna be a few parts long!!!!!!!
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one shots. mileven.
Fanfic"Oh fuck, I can't believe you've done this." ~100k 7/12/18~