DRV3 headcanons, one-shots and other stuff [COMPLETED]

(O/S) Shuichi Saihara x Male Reader

Oof this is going to be bad lol
Fic title: Tea and Cakes

You were at breakfast. Well, it was more like a buffet, thanks to Kirumi's over-the-top meal selection. However, despite the fact that you loved food more than anything in the world, you could only stare at one thing - or rather, one person.
Shuichi Saihara, the boy of your dreams.
"Hey, L/N-kun, do you like guys?"
Since you had just started to drink some water, you were on the verge of a spit take. You swallowed (thankfully) and stared at Oma for his random question. The way he said it showed that he was clearly trying to out you.
Your face was pinker than the blood that was yet to be spilled, and you found yourself pushing your chair away from the table, standing up and walking away.
Tusmugi went after you, finding you a blushing mess in your Ultimate Lab. She joined you, and you both sat cross-legged in the corner.
"So you like guys?"
"Sorry, sorry."
"Don't apologise!" She was stood up again, a twinkle in her eye. "Hey, you like Shuichi, right?"
"I- Uh- No- Yes... Maybe?" You spluttered out jumbled of words, which made the petrol-blue-haired girl chuckle.
"Meet me in my Ultimate Lab after lunch today. I'll bring cakes!"
You sighed. She knew your weakness - sugary baked goods.

-timeskip brought to you by Oma's scarf-

You deserved what happened next. What with the first blood perk implemented and the crippling fear of being killed, you needed what happened next. The Universe owed you one.
You had come to the conclusion that she was going to kill you. You were fine with that, since you would rather it be you than anyone else, or more specifically Shuichi.
When you pushed open the door to the lab, you saw a small table and chairs set up. Soon, you spot him.
Yes, lo and behold, it was Shuichi.
"Saihara-kun! H-Hi!"  You waved, sitting down across from him. A note was taped to the table.
Sorry, I had business to attend to with Korekiyo <3 I hope you enjoy the cakes. Angie baked them with Himiko and Tenko. Have fun, Y/N!
Internal screaming.
"Hey Y/N. Typical Tusmugi." He shrugged, and tugged his hat over his eyes slightly.
"Y-Yeah, I guess."
Silence swallowed you both whole. He took one of the cakes (it looked like lemon drizzle) and observed it. "Could she be trying to pull off a double murder by poisoning us?" Saihara's theory was... interesting to say the least.
You sighed, biting into it. Yup, it was lemon drizzle. Correction: It tasted like a hundred tiny angels bundled up Heaven and placed it inside a fluffy cake.
In other words, it tasted great.
"Y/N! You can't just bite into something that could potentially kill us!"
A newfound confidence coursing through your veins, you picked up a chocolate muffin and smiled. "They're far from poisoned. Here, taste." You pushed the muffin gently to his mouth, and he blushed slightly. He took a bite, and simpered slightly.
"Wow, these are really good." Shuichi smiled slightly after finishing.
The atmosphere was... nice. As previously mentioned, you deserved this.
Black.
You remember the black hitting you.
"Saihara? What happened to the lights?"
You felt a shove from behind. You stumbled to keep your balance and completely lost your sense of direction. You heard breathing.
The lights flicked back on, and you were millimetres away from Shuichi's face. You could smell chocolate.
Flinching back slightly, you felt another shove and found yourself kissing Saihara.
Neither pulled away.
Cue internal screaming.
Eventually, you pulled apart. You eyes glinted with satisfaction.
"That was..."
Shuichi was quietly apologising. "I'm sorry, I should have given you space, I shouldn't have assumed your sexuality, ahh..."
You kissed him again. "It's okay with me if it's okay with you?"
A pause. A long pause.
"Let's keep this between us for now, my love."

Bonus!

"Operation Sweet Surprise is a success!" Angie clapped her hands and sung out the words in her gorgeous accent.
"My love potions worked!" Himiko jumped up slightly, her hat flying off of her red hair. Tenko was cheering too, with Tusmugi filming th whole scene from the doorway to her lab.
"Should we cut the lights again, see how far we can take it?"
"Tusmugi, no." Himiko replied.

Word count - 741.