DRV3 headcanons, one-shots and other stuff [COMPLETED]

(Just for fun/H) The DRV3 boys react to fanfiction about themselves

Again, sorry for all of the 'just for fun' chapters. I just haven't been inspired to write a good chapter (and I know that's a crappy excuse but yeah). If you have a request, feel free to comment it down below and I'll get working on it.

Kokichi-

"Huh? Fanfiction? I've heard about that. Hmm... 'Kokichi x reader lemon'. What's a lemon?"
After reading a few chapters.
"Nishishi~ I'll have to get to know these people someday~"

Kiibo-

"F-Fanfic? I wasn't programmed with knowledge of such a genre. Surely they can't be that bad? I wonder what a 'Kiibo x reader lime' is?"
After reading a few paragraphs.
"Kiibo.exe has stopped working." Crashes.
After he boots up again.
"Shjdombddlem." Cue incoherent sobbing.

Shuichi-

"Oh, I've heard about this. It's honestly quite flattering that people see me as an adequate partner. Hm... this looks pretty normal. 'Shuichi x reader angst'."
After finishing one chapter and realising that the book hasn't been updated in seven and a half years.
Shaking and sobbing in the corner of his room. "I-I want more, b-b-but it hurts so much...!"

Rantaro- EDITED BECAUSE I REALISED HOW WEIRD ONE PART SOUNDED—

"Ah, one of my sisters reads these weird boyband fanfictions. I didn't know people wrote them about me, though. Huh... 'Rantaro x reader fluff'. Sounds innocent enough, but..."
Quickly searches 'Rantaro x reader lemon'. Sees the hundreds of results.
"How flattering. I suppose ONE wouldn't hurt."
After reading one chapter of 'Rantaro x reader lemon one-shots'.
"...I... what the hell— I— no—"

Hoshi-

"No. No. No way in heaven or hell am I reading 'Hoshi x reader comfort fic'. No way."
After being forced to read one chapter by his own curiosity.
"...I..." nearly has a breakdown. "I... can't believe that people are so nice."

Kaito-

"Seems legit."
After reading an entire book called 'Kaito x reader fluff'.
"Thank God, I didn't get a weird one!"

Gonta-

"What are this? 'Gonta x reader lemon'?"
Reads one line.
"G-G-Gonta is gentleman! Gonta never..." cue excessive crying.

Korekiyo-

"Kukukukuku... humanity never ceases to amaze me. Such fine literature created. Hm... 'Korekiyo x reader lime'. It sounds... festive."
Reading the entire books of unfiltered limes.
"Interesting... I wish the plot had been developed more. Ah well, I suppose I shouldn't complain over such petty concerns. The descriptions were certainly... interesting."

Word count - 411

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