Trying my hand at royal AU's
•••~Jeremy's P.O.V~
"Mom arranged marriages are stupid! Like it's crazy!"
"Oh come on honey it's not that bad! The prince is a lovely boy" Mom pulled an ancient copy of Cujo off the front room shelf, before sitting back down in the couch.
"And another thing: you arranged this marriage when we were three. How did you know I was gonna be bi? Or did you set me up with a girl and a boy just in case?"
I gaped at her, on the verge of pulling my hair out.Mom gave me a look.
"We are an accepting family. We were prepared for all possibilities"what if I turned out to be a furry or something?"
She sighed with a smile.
"you're not a furry, Jeremiah."you're a twink" dad piped up from behind his newspaper.
"George!"
Dad folded down his newspaper, his jaw dropped
"it's not an insult! If anything it's a compliment""how is it a compliment?" Mom asked.
I sighed. "getting off track here guys."
Mom pulled me next to her on the couch, and held both my hands.
"isten Jeremiah, I know you don't like the idea but the Princes parents are extremely sweet and they seem to have a lovely son. Look, his portrait arrived this morning."She got off the couch to pick up a large canvas from the large box of paintings in the corner of the room. The painting presented a smiling boy with dark skin, dark hair and darker eyes. He looked so........stuck up. Full of himself.
Disgusting."I'm not gay but that's a nice looking Prince." Dad said.
It's really not."you'll be meeting him tomorrow, so please have a nice attitude." Mom asked, well, more demanded.
"but what if he's a jerk? What if I want to chose my own husband?" I complained.
Mom sighed.
"Give him a chance. That's all I ask for. Maybe it won't be that bad."•••
I sat idly in the throne room. It's so overly extravagant. The three thrones and the blue and gold banners scream "hey look we're rich".
I sat on my throne, picking at a splinter on the armrest. This is so stupid. Mom and Dad were super overly excited about this arranged marriage to a prince who isn't even that hot.
There's a loud fanfare, but I keep focusing on the splinter."NOW PRESENTING" a voice yelled at the entrance of the long throne room "PRINCE MICHEAL"
The large doors swung open, and confidant footsteps march down the centre of the throne room. I don't look up for even a second. A figure stopped in front of me, fists on his waist confidently.
He cleared his throat loudly.I looked up.
And holy fuck.
The brown boy grinned down at me, his hair neat but aloof, and his eyes twinkling.
"Like what you see?""I....uh....I..." i stammer, straightening in my seat. ".....just....wow. Your portrait doesn't do you justice"
A blush floods his cheeks, and he licked his lips.
"I think I'm going to like you, Jeremiah""Not like you have a choice anyways. And, please, call me Jeremy" I stood up, and there was barely half a foot between our faces.
Micheal looked over his shoulders quickly, before whispering to me,
"this place is deader then a graveyard in the apocalypse. Is there anywhere else we can chill that's less....formal?"I chuckle, and grabbed his wrist. I pulled him out of the throne room and down some corridors. As I did, my hand slipped down his arm and ending up sliding into his hand.
Micheal interlocked our fingers and have my hand a squeeze. Thank god he couldn't see my blushing.
I took him to my favorite room in the house."Woah" he said, taking it in. "You have a games room?"
He gasped and pointed at a poster on the wood paneled wall.
"YOU LIKE APOCALYPSE OF THE DAMNED?!??""How can you not!" I cried, flopping down on the couch. "I mean, I'm stuck on this one level and it's driving me nuts"
"Which level?"
Micheal plopped down next to me."Level 9-"
"The cafetorium!" We finished together.
Micheal smiled a million-dollar smile.
"Oh my dearest prince, we are going to get on swell""Oh yes my dear arranged husband" I took his hand again. "We are"
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I 👏LOVE 👏ROYAL 👏AU'S👏
Should I write more aus like this?
- Avery
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FanficOur two favorite gays with fluff, angst and even smut. Including original short stories like "The Soapy Shower Series" and "What's A Smut Challenge?". Also including BMC song parodies and headcanons because why not Contains swearing, some inappro...