ｃｈｉｌｌ - Boyf Riends One Shots

Boyf Riends Headcanons [1/4]

[this has been a work in progress for about eight months? So enjoy]

• Jeremy and Mr Heere constantly sing Four Jews In A Room

• Micheal and his Moms sing Popular

• Jeremy has a hair pulling kink

• They both love musicals

• Micheal adores Starkid

• "WHEN I RULE THE WORLD ILL HAVE...SNAKES!" "Micheal please stop"

• Jeremy also used to do ballet, and can still do some moves

• Micheal finds the ballet HAWT

• Jeremy loves fishfingers

• MICHEAL TOPS

• Jeremy doesn't like to ballet in public, so whenever him and Micheal dance in public they just grind to the Macarena

• Jeremy buys Micheal flower crowns

• non. Stop. Dick. Jokes

• they speak in vines

• Micheal loves plants

• they love open mic nights and karaoke

• Micheal has a record player, and a bunch of vinyls Of video game music (don't ask how he got it)

• for every milestone in their lives, Jeremy gets Micheal a patch for his hoodie

• Jeremy originally gave Micheal that hoodie

• neither really watched musicals until Christine forced them- I mean, suggested, that they do

• their first musical was Dear Evan Hansen

• they cried like babies

• every night after they watched it, Micheal called Jeremy to make sure he was doing okay

• and that's also when Micheal started making DEH references on the daily

• Micheals favourite slushee is the blue one

• because the blue slushee is superior fight me

• Micheal went through a vegan phase

• First time Jeremy got drunk, he kept hitting on Micheal with the cheesiest and smoothest lines possible

• if you couldn't tell from previous chapters, Micheal is suuuuper smooth

• After seeing Infinity War, Jeremy didn't talk for two days

• Micheal set up an Infinity War Support Group in school (24 people attended)

• I think you can imagine how they were after Endgame

• Micheal owns fingerless gloves

• they both auditioned for Sandy and Danny in their schools production of Grease

• they didn't get the roles

• Jermey is emotionally attached to the Lion King

• they both wrote a song once

• it was The Bro Duet

• Jeremy binged all of Shane Dawson's videos in one go

• Micheal did the same with Buzzfeed Unsolved

• neither of them slept after that

• Micheal calls himself a "short insomniac"

• he calls Jeremy a "HOMOSEXUAALLL"

• Jeremy loves Fanta

• Jeremy has never gotten a role in a school play since The Squipcident

• Micheal knows all the words to Shrek

• on their first date, Jeremy panicked when he saw Micheal, so he just screamed, "LOOKING PRETTY SEXY MICHEAL"

• Jeremy's therapist is called Mr Higgins

• "Jeremy for the last time, no, my first name isn't Racetrack"

• Jeremy went through a Newsies phase

• Jeremy is player 2

• I smell couple costumes

• one year they went as Destiel

• Jermey was Cas

• they are utter theatre trash, and for some reason they think it's a secret

• Brooke occasionally curls Jeremy or Micheals hair

• boy do they look good with curly hair

• brook and Jeremy are bffs and often have sleepovers

• they eat ice cream and talk about boys

• Micheal and rich play roblox together online

to be continued . . .

[comment your own headcanons]