ｃｈｉｌｌ - Boyf Riends One Shots

Say My Name [sᴏɴɢ ᴘᴀʀᴏᴅʏ]

Jeremy and the Squip as Lydia and Betelgeuse?
I think this is the smartest thing I've ever thought of
(Also remember that Micheal can't see any of the Squips)

•••

[Squip]
*mental lightbulb goes off*
You need more guidance.
You need some more help.
Course you do! Course you do!

Jer, it appears to me,
You're getting nowhere, obviously,
So you should get Micheal,
And ditch him!

[Jeremy]
What?

[Squip]
Nothing.
So Jeremy don't hold back,
It's time to attack.
There could be nothing in your way.

Together will dominate, manipulate!-

[Jeremy]
No!

[Squip]
Fine, you twink lightweight.
But you gotta take the upgrade.

We can't go on like this, there is no progress. 
Don't you want Christine to see your hotness?
I swear that I can get you laid,
All you gotta do's take the upgrade.

Jerry what more could you ask for?
We can go all the way and more.
If you wanna explore the world don't be afraid.
Just take the upgrade.

[Jeremy]
Why should I take it?

[Squip]
It'll make you everything you want

[Jeremy]
If I list stuff, can you do it?

[Squip]
Sure whatever gets you off

[Jeremy]
I want

[Squip]
Uh huh

[Jeremy]
To be cool!

[Squip]
of course

[Jeremy]
Wait

[Squip]
What

[Jeremy]
I want

[Squip]
What!

[Jeremy]
Christine

[Squip]
Duh

[Jeremy]
And friends!

[Squip]
Fine!

[Jeremy]
I also want-

[Squip]
Go on

[Jeremy]
Swag?

[Squip]
No

[Jeremy]
Popularity?

[Squip]
That I can do

[Jeremy]
and a cat.

[Squip]
Why?

[Jeremy]
I just want one

[Squip]
Fine. I digress.
All you have to do is give consent three times.
Three times in a row, 
Say upgrade, don't stray

Ready?

[Jeremy]
Sure

[Squip]
Okay go

[Jeremy]
Upgrade?

[Squip]
Yes

[Jeremy]
Upgrade . . .

[Squip]
Mmmm yeeeeeeesssssssssss

[Jeremy]
Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-
[Squip]
           yes, yes! Finally it's happening!