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Fuck All The Known Laws of Aviation [1/2]

God bless queerfanofmusicals for coming up with this amazing idea
Also, this features not evil Squippy boi

ALSO I'm writing this as I watch the Bee Movie musical for the first time so these are my real thoughts.

And finally I only got halfway through and took a break, so this is gonna be in two parts.
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"THIS IS THE LAST TIME IM GONNA SAY IT; IF YOU WANT TO GO BATHROOM, GO NOW. NO ONE AND I MEAN NO ONE IS ALLOWED TO INTERRUPT THE NEXT TWO AND A HALF HOURS, OKAY?!" Micheal announces to the group.

Everyone just grumbles in response.
Brooke and Christine share a fluffy blanket as they sit on the floor leaning against the couch.

Jeremy, Micheal and Jenna sit on the couch, each one with their own blanket cause they can't share.

The Squip kinda just floats above Jeremy's head, looking bored.

Rich sprawls out on a blue beanbag, Jake next to him on a red one.

Finally, Chloe sits on an arm chair with no blanket because she's probably a psychopath.

Bowls of popcorn and packets of crisps are passed around as Micheal lifts up the remote.

He clicks play.

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Jake jams to the upbeat music.
"Dude this lowkey slaps"

The stage opens with a school scene. Rich cocks his head in confusion.
"The Bee Movie doesn't start like this-"

Everyone shushes him like a herd of hissing cats.

The on screen Barry Benson reads from a school book, "according to all known laws of aviation-"

"-there is no way a bee should be able to fly" the group finishes nonchalantly.

They're caught off guard when everyone starts singing.
"The fuck is happening" whispers Brooke to no one in particular.

"YEAH SCREW THE LAWS OF AVIATION. SCHOOLS OUT FOREVER!" An on screen bee screams.

Christine slaps a hand over her mouth to stop from laughing.
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"Hey Barry!" "Hey Adam!"

"Dude why do you look like Adam?" Jeremy whispers to his boyfriend

"Cause I'm sexy" Micheal whispers back
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"They just called the queen bee a whore" Brooke points out, gesturing at the screen.
"Same" Chloe says monotone.
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"Imagine all the bee puns they must've made off stage" Jake says.

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"They could be singing so many harmonies why aren't they" Christine grumbles, shoving her mouth full of popcorn
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"Dude you are adam"
"Yes Jeremy I get it I'm adam"
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"This choreography is what Jeremy does in his bedroom" Rich points out.
"Why would u say that"
"I'm not wrong"
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"The pollen jocks are me, Brooke and Jenna" Rich announces, gaining more shushes.
"You tell em rich" Jenna says, throwing popcorn at him.
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"This scene happened in heathers I tell you" Christine says to no one.
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"She was gonna say cock"
"We know Jeremy" Chloe says.
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