ｃｈｉｌｌ - Boyf Riends One Shots

Boyf Riend Headcanons Returns [2/4]

I swear, you guys have the weirdest fucking Headcanons. So I just HAD to make a part 2

• Jeremy has a crush on John Mulaney

• Micheal has no idea who Jon Mulaney is

• Micheal caught Jeremy wearing a skirt once

• it led to H A W T sex

• Micheal ADORES horror movies

• yeah but Jeremy doesn't

• he watches horror movies anyways to keep Micheal happy

• Jermey doesn't just wear Micheals hoodie, he owns it

• Micheal sometimes just stops and admires Jeremy's beauty

• Micheal loves Camp Camp

• and like me, Jeremy doesn't know what that is

• the Boyfs go trick or treating every year because candy

• Jeremy has the ability to grow facial hair, but refuses to

• Micheal reeeeallly loves the idea of Jermey with a beard

• Micheal is friends with two twins named Robert and Henry

• they don't understand why he freaks out all the time about their names

• "Micheal who tf is Greg?!" "For the last time, I'm not Australian and I don't worship Satan?"

• when Jeremy gets tired, he gets hella sensitive

• "see you tomorrow Micheal" "see you then" "WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT?!"

• he once cried over a painting of a frog

• Jeremy hates fish

• except dolphins of course

• Christine and Chloe are HUGE Sherlock fans, and they tried to show the Boyfs but they had no idea what was going on

• "Wait I thought sherlock died"
"But he came back"
"But that's not possible"
"But he didn't really die the first time"
"THIS MAKES NO SENSE"

• Micheal is beyond gay for Basketcase Carrotcake

• micheal owns at least 30 tumblrs

• Jeremy owns one

• Jeremy isn't allowed to listen to Taylor Swift. Not since the accident

• Micheal can surf

• and Micheal went through a goth phase

• when they were preteens, they were video star champs

• does anyone remember Its Raining Tacos? Or Space Unicorn?

• Micheal is a tiktok legend

• I mean, he would be if he owned tiktok

• Jeremy is a professional rollerskater

to be continued (again)

[Comment the weirdest Headcanons your weird little brains can conceive]