Rich: do you use the same nail polish for your fingers as your toes?
Chloe: No. If I do, I die 
                              Jeremy: What if, instead of murder, you didn't murder someone 
                              Brook: You could've said anything and I would believe you because I don't speak Hungarian 
                              Micheal: Because if you start painting at age 10, you become an amazing artist no matter what. My stick figures will take off one day....
                              Squip: It's not a snowball it's a napkin you scrunched up
                              Christine: I was gonna make a Newsies reference but you haven't listened to Seize The Day 
                               Jake: I bestow the power of pikachu 
                              Mr Heere: there are more fish in the sea than there are fish in the ocean
                                      
                                          
                                   
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chill - Boyf Riends One Shots
FanfictionOur two favorite gays with fluff, angst and even smut. Including original short stories like "The Soapy Shower Series" and "What's A Smut Challenge?". Also including BMC song parodies and headcanons because why not Contains swearing, some inappro...
 
                                               
                                                  