ｃｈｉｌｌ - Boyf Riends One Shots

More Than Gay [ᴍɪᴄʜᴇᴀʟ ᴘᴀʀᴏᴅʏ]

So basically More Than Survive from Micheals point of view.
Also this is gay as fuck. Embrace it.

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[Micheal]
C-c-c-come on
C-c-c-come on, go go
C-c-c-come on
C-c-c-come on, go go

I'm waiting for Mr Heere
He's been driving me to school all year
But obviously he won't appear
Which means I gotta find my own way

But him driving is a super small chance
Because then he'll have to put on some pants
So I drive myself to school nearly everyday
I'm used to it so it's okay

Good morning. Let's make today super gay

C-c-c-come on
C-c-c-come on, go go
C-c-c-come on
C-c-c-come on, go go

*speaking*
Hey moms I'm driving myself to school again!

[Mom]
Mr Heere still pantsless?

[Micheal]
I guess

[Mom]
Poor guy. I wish I could help set him up

[Micheal]
Mom, everyone you know is a lesbian

[Mom]
Got me there!

[Micheal]
*singing*
Do I drive my car or walk instead?
All the options fly around my head.
My face matches my hoodie, it's just that red.
Dude, don't freak out, it'll be okay.

The car will get me there super soon,
But I won't want to leave my killer tunes.
And it's way too much effort to walk to school.
I guess I'll just drive, and be on my way
No better time to embrace the gay!

I don't wanna be a normie
I'm okay just as I am.
When the world gets rough and stormy
I'm good at keeping it calm.
Just me and my friend,
Fighting till the end,
Winning everyday.
Don't wanna be like the others, no no,
Don't need to be more than gay.

[everyone]
C-c-c-come on
C-c-c-come on, go go
C-c-c-come on
C-c-c-come on, go go

*speaking*
[Rich]
Hey! Anti social headphones!

[Micheal]
Me?

[Rich]
Obviously. Now, give me my 'allowance'

[Micheal]
You're in such a bad mood Rich is swear you're on your period

[Rich]
Oh you'll regret that one.
If you wash that off, you're dead

*singing*
[Micheal]
I groove through the bustling halls
Bob Marley getting me through it all.
He'll make sure I live through the fall,
And make my days a tiny bit less bleak.

Everyone's crowded around a poster today.
Oh it's a sign up for the after school play.
God knows not even I'm that gay.

Striving to make it to 4 20,
I turn a right and there's.........
Jeremyyyyyyyyy
Jeremyyyyyyyyy
Jeremyyyyyyyyy
Jeremy, Jeremy Heere
Jeremyyyyyyyyy

[Jeremy talking to Christine]
I.....ughhh.....hmph!

[Micheal]
Wow I can't believe I love that dweeb.
And he's clearly falling for Christine.
No time to wallow, no not now.
You'll make it through the day somehow.
Just accept that you two will never bone,
And worse then that, you'll die alone!

I don't wanna be a brave knight,
Just wanna be your main man.
I'll be thinking of you tonight,
When I'm busy using my hand.

We talk at a very high rate,
Why do you think I'm straight?
What sort of game do you play?
Have you seen my pride patch bro,
Im obviously more than gay!

Jeremy!

[Jeremy]
Micheal, my friend
What's going on, class is long.
People were annoying me all day!

I tried to socialize, but I quickly realized,
I should stop, I'm shit at it anyways.

[Micheal]
Did you talk to Christine?

[Jeremy]
Oh!
I got to talk to Chrissy
But I'm feeling kinda pissy.
I fucked it up, there's no going back!

Yup, but that's not it.
There's even more shit.
Have you taken a look at my back pack?

*speaking*
Boyf? What does that even mean?

[Micheal]
*laughs*
My mothers would be thrilled!

[Jeremy]
I hate this school

[Micheal]
It's all good. Hey, I saw on discovery, that humanity has stopped evolving!

[Jermey]
That's......good?

[Micheal]
Evolution is survival of the fittest right? But now, thanks to technology, you don't have to be strong to survive! Which means there's never been a better time in history to be a looooseeerrr! So own it! Why try to be cool when you can be-

[Jeremy]
Signing up for the play.

[Micheal]
I was gonna say getting stoned in my basement but-

[Jeremy]
No I mean look who's signing up for the play!

*singing*
[Micheal]
Oh jeremyyyyy
jeremyyyyy
jeremyyyyy
Can't you see, I like you hopelessly
jeremyyyyy
jeremyyyyy
jeremyyyyy
Can't you see, you're the one for me
Can't you see, I'm gay for your body!

See his body moving through the air.
With his grace and all my flair,
We would be the most iconic pair.
Who cares, if he might be straight.
I've had enough of the wait.
I'll ask my best friend on that date!

[Rich]
GAYYYYYYYYYYYY

[Everyone]
*Laughter*

[Micheal]
But he is the token straight guy,
Only up for platonic hang outs.
Of all the hot people at school, I am not the one
that he's crazy about.
Why can't I just, straighten out?

To live another day.
Why am I, so much, more than gay?

[Everyone]
NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA

[Micheal]
More than Gayyyyyyy

[Everyone]
NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA

[Micheal]
MOREEEE THAN GAYYY!

[Everyone]
NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA

[Micheal]
The world is my apocalypse,
But, god, Jeremy's lips,
Are on my mind every day.

And since the zombie battles are never end,
And shit! I gotta find my friend!
I'll move happily,
As I try to be,
gayyy

GAY-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay

[Everyone]
Go go go go go go go go go go gooo GO!

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I don't know what this is, but I love it. Yup expect more song parodies in the future
- Avery