ｃｈｉｌｌ - Boyf Riends One Shots

Sincerely, Me [ʙᴏʏғ ʀɪᴇɴᴅs ᴘᴀʀᴏᴅʏ]

Boyf Riend confession letters. With a little help from a friend.......

Singing talking

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[Jeremy]
My dearest, Micheal,
How are you doing my friend?
I'm writing this email, because I can no longer pretend.
Just let me say before you give my number a block,
I think about you whenever I touch my-

RICH! Why would you write that?

[Rich]
Oh come on you know it's true

[Jeremy]
I can't send that to Micheal! I want to date him remember! Heere, let me try typing.

I have this feeling, it's sort of like a crush-

[Rich]
Crush?

[Jeremy]
Like a flame-

[Rich]
FLAME?!

[Jeremy]
It's like love!

[Rich]
GAYYY

[Jeremy]
It's gotten me thinking about us doing...other stuff-

[Rich]
You're talking about his dick right?

[Jeremy]
Shut uuuuuuup!

You're like my brother-

[Rich]
That's incest!

[Jeremy]
We're NOT like brothers,
cause we're much closer then bros.
Should we go to dinner, and after that see where this whole thing goes?

[Rich]
Dinner? What are you, eighty?

[Jeremy]
Just fix it!

[Rich]
Should we go to a party-

[Jeremey]
No more parties!

[Rich]
Should we go to the park?, and after that see where this whole thing goes.

You're hot, you're nice.
I don't need to think twice.
I'm convinced, we're meant to be.

But all that it takes, is for us to
give, it, a, shot!
If you don't try, how will you know if it's
worth, it, or, not?
All you gotta do, is take my hand and try be gay with me.

Sincerely, me

•••

[Jake]
Do I have to help you do this?

[Micheal]
This email has to be perfect! I need to tell Jeremy that I want to be...you know....more then friends

[Jake]
Oh my god........

[Micheal]
My dearest, Jeremy,
Oh god where do I start.
Safe to say, you defiantly stole my heart

[Jake]
Maybe not

[Micheal]
You and I, we can be the gayest geeks

[Jake]
No

[Micheal]
I'll fill your inbox with a spam of endgame memes

[Jake]
Absolutely not!

[Micheal]
Oh Jeremy!
You're the one for me!
Let's give it a go, and go on a date

[Jeremy]
Let's try a daaaaate!

[Micheal & Jeremy]
But all that it takes, is for us to
give, it, a, shot!
If you don't try, how will you know if it's
worth, it, or, not?
All you gotta do, is take my hand and try be gay with me.

Sincerely, me

[Jeremy]
My dick is hard!

WHAT THE FUCK?!

[Rich]
My bad

[Jeremy]
My dearest, Micheal,
I love you, let's take a chance

[Micheal]
My dearest, Jeremy,
Can't wait to get in your pants!

[Jeremy & Micheal]
Our friendship goes beyond,
Your hetero kind of bond.

[Micheal]
So why not make it gay?

[Jeremy]
Come on let's make it gay!

[Micheal and Jeremy]
We basically date anyway!
Let's just add, holding hands, and grabbing ass......

[Jeremy]
Well anywayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
[Micheal]
You're getting hotter everydayyyy
[Jeremy]
You're getting hotter everyday!

[Micheal & Jeremy]
You're getting, hotter, every day!

[Everyone]
Hey hey hey hey!
But all that it takes, is for us to
give, it, a, shot!
If you don't try, how will you know if it's
worth, it, or, not?
All you gotta do, is take my hand and try be gay with me.

Sincerely,

Missing you queerly

Sincerely, me!

[Micheal]
Sincerely, me

[Everyone]
Sincerely, me
Sincerely, me!

•••
I hope I didn't write this out too weird.
Basically Rich is helping Jeremy write him confession and Jake is helping Micheal.
Anyways!
This is maybe my favorite parody yet so i hope you enjoyed!
- Avery