ｃｈｉｌｌ - Boyf Riends One Shots

Happy Ending [ʙᴍᴄ ᴘᴀʀᴏᴅʏ]

So. I'm Starkid trash. So here's a trash parody.
If you haven't seen Twisted: The Untold Story of A Royal Vizir, it's all on YouTube and it's amazing

ALSO theres an overlapping bit thats impossible to write so yeah bare with me for that

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[Jeremy]
I could be the cool guy, I could be the baddest bitch!
My penis won't be depressed,
F in the chat for freshman Rich

I will no longer be,
a loser, oddball or geek
It's the final match, and I'm gonna score

Being a hero isn't my dream,
But it seems,
I'm not a pitiful child anymore!

[Squip]
I can't wait to Squip the whole school,
It's gonna be fucking great.
Lucky for me that Jeremy
is so easy to manipulate.

These pitiful kids,
We'll believe any shit!
Because they're pathetic, ha, no doubt 'bout it.

They'll cut their loss,
to be totally boss!
I'll squip everyone
tonight!

[Micheal]
My buddy, best friend, Jeremy
Why am I so scared?
It was just a car ride,
I'm still a part of this pair.

I wish that you would tell me why,
You think that you're so lame.
Your software is so perfect,
It doesn't need a new upgrade!

*really really sexy music*

[Jeremy]
And one day Christine might say to me
"You're the guy that I'm totally into.
Every day, I've wanted to say,
But I have been far too scared to.

But your new confidant display,
No longer the guy I pass in the hall everyday,
Has forced me to adjust.

If you're willing to restart,
How about bowling alley performance art?
Just the two of us?"

*fancy flute playing*

And with my Squip to guide me,
All my troubles will disappear.
I'll be so much better than I ever was,
GOODBYE TO THE OLD JEREMY HEERE!

We'll leave behind the broken past,
and forget the things that didn't last.
And carry on together and strong.
Where I can do more than survive-

[Micheal]
You're my everything

                               [Squip]
                                I'll squip everything

[Jeremy]
Let me do more than survive!
[Micheal]
It's our two player game!

[Squip]
Meaning everything!

[Jeremy]
and I'll do more than survive-

                                                  [Micheal]
                                                  We'll unite-

                                                               [Squip]
                                                                I'll squip everything-

[All]
tooooNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGHHHTTT!

*sexy ending music*

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Posting this now to make up for my lack of update last Sunday

I promise I'll have a proper chapter for next Sunday

Now, children, get off your phones and go outside. It's very pretty out there

- Avery