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Fuck All The Known Laws of Aviation [2/2]

Do not read this if you haven't watch Ya Like Jazz? yet.
I REPEAT. WATCH YA LIKE JAZZ? FIRST

This contains so much spoilers. This musical is fantastic so please watch it and enjoy it for yourself before reading

These are all my commentary so please don't judge what I was thinking okay thank you
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Wait he's making a speech and posting it on the internet?" Jeremy laughs.
"This is just Dear Evan Hansen- oH MY FUCK HES SINGING YOU WILL BE FOUND"

The bees stand together on the stage, singing about how bees shouldn't be scared of humans anymore or something.
"You will BEE found!" They sing proudly as Jeremy laughs so hard that he cries.
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Jenna gasps loudly, holding up her phone in triumph.
"Guys it's on Spotify it's oN SPOTIFY!!!"
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"B e e m a s t u r b a t i o n"
I'm not sure who said that but someone did
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"What if this guy ended up as Evan Hansen on Broadway" Brooke giggles, talking about the guy playing Barry as he sings a short parody of Waving Through A Window.
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"I used to have Vanessa's haircut" Christine holds her hair in horror. Her mind flashes back to her almost-pixie-cut phase, making her shudder.
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"Yellow yellow yellow Yellow! So much y e l l ow yellow yEllow yeLLOw yellow yellooooowwww" is a thing that Brooke says
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"I have such a big crush on the actor of Barry I hate myself" Jake says quietly, hiding under his blanket.
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"Is there a bee tinder? I wanna sign up" Rich announces as he shoves popcorn in his face.
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"Barry B Benson is a fucking sIMP and he's trying to fUCK a hUMAN" Micheal yells, throwing a can of Coke across the room.

Jeremy looks at him with concern, but internally agrees.
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"Vanessa is lowkey racist but that's just me" Jeremy points out, earning a lot of weird looks.
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"Someone had to write a song about a woman being horny for a bee" Chloe says with a little smirk, making Christine snort her drink
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"YEs HAMILTON! CABINEEEETTTT BATTLE!!!!" Yells everyone in unison as the bees start to rap.
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"Every bee hive is just yellow Alabama" Rich comments
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"Today has been a shit day and I honestly thought i was gonna spend tonight crying but this is so much better I feel a lot better" Jeremy thinks to himself, smiling a little
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Ken. That's it that's the tweet.

Is this a reference to In The Heights, Rocky Horror Picture Show or Wicked I cant tell and it's killing me

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"B e e - s e x u a l dude bisexuals need to step up" Chloe says to Rich and Jeremy.
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"Douchecanoe? Is that an obscure Trail To Oregon reference or am I Starkid trash?" Micheal asks himself.
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"Bee tinder is Bumble I'm such a fucking idiot" Rich realises.
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"Barry isn't wearing pants, so clearly he doesn't love Vanessa, because when you love somebody . . ." Mr Heere says out of nowhere
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"THEY. MURDERED. A. WOMAN. FOR. DRINKING. HONEY." Christine shrieks
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"THIS OS A FUCKING MASSACRE"
"Oh no. Oh no. Not Winnie the Pooh."
"THAT WAS SO MUCH GORIER THAN INTENDED"
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"I thought they were gonna song Heathers- tHIS IS HEDWIG AND THE ANGRY INCH! YES YES YES! I love Hedwig this is great" Christine says, everyone shushing her.
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"I love nothing more than actors insulting the audience" Jenna laughs
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"I hate myself for saying this, but Barry and Vanessa lowkey have a cute relationship like they care for each other a lot" Brooke admits. She gets called a bee-fucker for the rest of the night
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"THIS IS LIKE SPOOKY MORMON HELL DREAM BUT IF IT WAS IN THE MUSICAL BARE" Christine aggressively tweets because she doesn't want to get in trouble for talking again
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"is that a purge siren?
NO ITS THE HUNGER GAMES" Chloe realises
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"Wait is it over. No way. Is it over? No w a y
No it's not" Jake says in a weird state of panic.
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"FREDDY FROM ICARLY IS HALF BEE HALF HUMAN I HATE MY LIFE" Micheal cries into a pillow.
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Then it's over. The characters bow as the Seinfeld theme plays. No one says anything.

Brooke breaks the silence.
"I have no words. Except for 'i need to pee.'"