Pitch Perfect One-Shots

Chapter XXVII - Bechloe: V Is For Vanity

Idea by CBClay

Beca Mitchell. Everyone in Barden High swoons over the girl. Beca is the most popular girl in school and she knows it. She knows it so well that it's all gone to her head but that's nothing new. Beca has always been a vain girl but she doesn't care and her friends don't care either. Every girl and guy wants Beca to be their friend and more. Beca has the ability to turn straight women gay and gay men straight - that's just the way it is. But Beca isn't interested in guys. She's full on into women and that suits her just fine because Beca is not like most girls. Beca was born intersex. She looks like a female and she has every attribute of a female except for the genitalia. When Beca was younger she hated it but now that she's older, she's embraced it and realised that there are many quirks to having a male appendage such as having sex with girls, which is her favourite past time.

Beca is so confident about herself that she doesn't care who knows about her body. It keeps the boys away and gets the girls interested - just how Beca likes it. Beca is in her final year of high school and she has slept with pretty much every girl in her year and has "ruined them for the boys" in her words, and for Cynthia-Rose for that matter but she's not fussed. She managed to snag a girlfriend before Beca got to her. Beca is quite proud of herself and her friends cheer her on and praise her so-called accomplishments, which only boosts the tiny brunette's ego more. You either love her or you hate her - there is no inbetween.

Jesse, one of Beca's best friends often gets quite envious that Beca can pull more girls than him but he knows he can't compete with Beca but also, he's not the type of guy to use girls for his own pleasure. Stacie, on the other hand, will jump the bones of anyone who shows any interest in her but she knows that she doesn't really stand much chance against Beca when it comes to girls but that doesn't bother her too much since she's more into guys. However, there is one girl Stacie is trying to get to but she's having the worst time getting her.

"Beca, I swear to God, if you go anywhere near her I'll personally castrate you," Stacie warns as she and her friends eat their lunch.

"Oh, please, like I'd ever tap that. Even if I wanted to, I'd need a crowbar to get in between her legs," Beca smirks. "Don't worry, Stace, Miss Up Her Ass Aubrey is all yours."

"Good." Stacie relaxes then looks across the cafeteria and watches Aubrey eat her lunch with her friends.

"Why don't you just go and talk to her?" Jesse offers.

"Talk to her?" Stacie frowns. "I can't just go and talk to her."

"Why not?"

"Because..."

"Because she's a little pussy!" Beca teases.

"Shut up!" Stacie nudges her, making Beca laugh. "If anyone's a pussy here it's you! You have it more than anyone."

"True. I am what I eat."

"You're so gross sometimes."

"You love me."

"Whatever."

"Just talk to her, Stace," Jesse says. "Aubrey's a nice enough girl. Just talk to her and get to know her."

"I will... eventually."

"You keep saying that and we're nearing the end of the year. If you don't do it now you might not ever get the chance again."

Stacie sighs. She knows Jesse is right. Once they graduate, everyone will go their separate ways and Stacie doesn't want to take that chance. So, taking a nervous breath, Stacie nods.