Winter: Hello, torturers--I mean, readers!
Winter: Welcome back, and here's a short summery of what's been going on: my kids, they grown a little, especially Armie who's one years old, and speaking of growing old...
Winter: It's Starskipper's birthday today. Yep, and hopefully she will...nevermind.
Winter: Lastly, you're wondering why I'm not joining celebration right now. Well--
*Qibli barges in*
Qibli: Winter, get your ass outta here!
Winter: Fuck no!
Qibli: You can't hide in your blanket fort forever!
Winter: That's what you think...
*Winter then wrapped himself in an inescapable blanket cocoon*
Qibli: Three moons! Don't you want to celebrate your daughter's birthday?
Winter: *slight muffled* Of course, I do! But I can't believe you invited them here!
Qibli: *sigh*
Qibli: Hey, Readers. You're probably wondering why Winter is being a HUGE TURD! Well, we decided--
Winter: You decided.
Qibli: Fine, I decided instead of inviting our friends, we throw a big reunion for both Winter's and my families, so they can meet our kids, and hopefully we can rekindle with them.
Winter: Even though they're all fucking terrible....except Hailstorm.
Qibli: C'mon, that's what you thought about Cobra and Tundra, and they turned out to be pretty good grandmas.
Winter: Cobra still hands out knives to our kids.
Qibli: It's the thought that counts!
Winter: And what did our friends think about not being invited to their niece's birthday?
Qibli: Uh, I think they understood...
Winter: Turtle was crying for two hours, Moon had to comfort him, and Kinkajou fucking swore a slow painful death.
Qibli: OK, they were disappointed, but we'll have enough time for them later on. So, stop being so immature, and get out there and wish your daughter a happy birthday!
Winter: ...
Winter: Fine. But I'm doing this for Starskipper, not for them. *crawls out of blankets*
Qibli: Me too, Winter.
*Together, the two walked out side by side. There was a huge party being thrown in the living room, with both Winter's family and Qibli's family mingling*
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Ask/Dare Winter 2!
HumorThis a continuation of my first Ask/Dare book, so you might want to the read first one to get a better understanding of this one. You know the drill, ask or dare Winter anything! (Current cover might be temporary, and this book will include heavy s...
