Moonwatcher: You ready?
Allatos: Yeah!
*the two confronted Kinkajou*
Moonwatcher: Kinkajou, we need to tell you something.
Kinkajou: Anything.
Allatos: Well, it so happens...we're dating.
Kinkajou: ...
Moonwatcher: Kinkajou--
*Kinkajou falls left on her belly, and rises head to the sky*
Kinkajou: *sheds tear* Finally...
Allatos: I am uncomfortable.
Kinkajou: FINALLY! THE SHIPPING GODS HAVE REWARDED ME!
Moonwatcher: Well, Allatos and I are gonna do...um..couple things, and--
Kinkajou: HALLUHA! HALLUHA!
Moonwatcher: Go, Allatos. Fucking go!
*the two quickly ran off*
Later in the week:
Moonwatcher: Well, this weeks of pretend dating has went pretty smoothly.
Allatos: Yeah, I just wish Kinkajou didn't have to follow us twice as much as before.
Moonwatcher: Oh, she's just--
*They both paused, when they saw a huge a wedding ceremony before them*
Kinkajou: Surprise! Today, is your big day!
Allatos & Moonwatcher: ...
Allatos: You wanna tell her or...
Moonwatcher: I'll tell her.
Moonwatcher: Kinkajou, we're not dating.
Kinkajou: ...
Kinkajou: Please turn around.
Allatos: Why?
Kinkajou: So I can tear apart my hopes and dreams...and also this fucking ceremony that cost a fortune.
Moonwatcher: Got it! C'mon, Allatos.
*They both quickly walked off, already hearing Kinkajou prepare a chainsaw*
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Ask/Dare Winter 2!
HumorThis a continuation of my first Ask/Dare book, so you might want to the read first one to get a better understanding of this one. You know the drill, ask or dare Winter anything! (Current cover might be temporary, and this book will include heavy s...
