Flame: I don't wanna.
Kinkajou: You must!
*Kinkajou shoved Flame forward, towards where Squid was standing*
Flame: Kinkajou! I'm not going to confess to Squid, because there's nothing to confess!
Kinkajou: First stage is denial.
Flame: What stage?
Kinkajou: The 5 Stages of Gay!
Flame: Three moons, you're crazy!
Kinkajou: That may be, but I'm right.
Kinkajou: Now, get your lover boi!
*Kinkajou pushed Flame hard, causing him to stumble into Squid*
Squid: Hey! What the hell!?
Flame: ...
Squid: Flame? Why are you standing there like an idiot?
Flame: ...
*Kinkajou was hiding a bush, watching the whole thing*
Kinkajou: *whisper screams* Say something!
Flame: Uh...I have something to tell you, Squid.
Squid: OK, then say it.
Flame: I-I...
Flame: I like you!
Squid: *😐*
Kinkajou: *🙌*
Squid: What? Are you serious?
Flame: Uh-- LOOK AT THE TIME! I HAVE TO GO! *flees*
Squid: WAIT! *chases him*
Squid: Flame, come back!
Flame: Nope!
Squid: At least look at me! Arrgh, come on!
Flame: Can't you see I'm running from my problems?
Squid: But, I like you too!
*Flame pauses*
Flame: Really?
Squid: Yes!
Flame: Well, in that case...
Flame: *flees again*
Squid: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
Flame: I'M RUNNING AWAY FROM MY FEELINGS!
Squid: FOR FUCKS SAKE!
Kinkajou: Guess my work here is done.
Squid: FLAME! GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE!
Flame: NOPE!
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Ask/Dare Winter 2!
HumorThis a continuation of my first Ask/Dare book, so you might want to the read first one to get a better understanding of this one. You know the drill, ask or dare Winter anything! (Current cover might be temporary, and this book will include heavy s...
