*in the prey center*
Flame: Arrgh! My talon is killing me!
Anemone: What's wrong? Did you sleep on it?
Flame: No, I hurt it while punching Pike in the face.
Flame: And now my knuckles are aching like crazy!
Anemone: Oh, stop being a baby--
Kinkajou: DID I HEAR SOMEONE HAD A HURT TALON?
Anemone: Shit! You're so loud!
Kinkajou: I know how to heal your talon, Flamey.
Flame: Don't call me that. And, how can a RainWing fix my talon?
Kinkajou: Like this.
*Kinkajou stood really close to Flame*
Flame: What the fu--
Kinkajou: Sshhh! It's working...
Flame: What are you--
*Flame paused, and looked at his talon in shock. He stretched his claws*
Flame: The pain is gone.
Kinkajou: Your welcome!
Flame: Well, thanks, I guess *walks off*
Kinkajou: All a good deeds well done!
Kinkajou: Now, where else can I use my new cursescales?
---
Tsunami: Man, I trained way too hard today. My back hurts so much--
Kinkajou: *jumps out of bush* HEALED!
Tsunami: Ahh! What the fuck?!
---
Turtle: Oop! Accidentally got a paper cut.
Turtle: Well, it's no biggie.
Kinkajou: You are now healed!
Turtle: But, it's just a little--
Kinkajou: I said you're HEALED!
---
Stonemover: ...
Stonemover: Well, I'm over 40 years old, time to accept the sweet relief of death.
Kinkajou: HEALED! You are now 10 years younger!
Stonemover: Ah, fuck!
Kinkajou: Your welcome!
Later:
Qibli: Kinkajou, are you sure it's safe to be around dragons? You know what your cursescales can do when they touch anyone...
Kinkajou: Relax! I'm helping my fellow peers. These scales are a gift.
*suddenly, a butterfly flew past*
Kinkajou: Aww! Hey there, little guy!
*The butterfly lands on Kinkajou's claw, before instantly collapsing onto the floor*
Kinkajou: ...
Kinkajou: NOOOOOOO! WHY!?
Qibli: I tried to warn you.
Kinkajou: *sobs* THESE SCALES ARE A CURSE! A CURSE, I SAY!!
Qibli: That's why they're called cursescales.
Kinkajou: Qibli, shut the fuck up, and let me mourn for a butterfly.
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Ask/Dare Winter 2!
HumorThis a continuation of my first Ask/Dare book, so you might want to the read first one to get a better understanding of this one. You know the drill, ask or dare Winter anything! (Current cover might be temporary, and this book will include heavy s...
