Dare #105

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Qibli: Winter, what is wrong with you now?

*Winter was on the floor, doing some kind of frenzied spider dance*

Winter: I came for your soul.

Qibli: Nope, I ain't going through this shit again.

*Winter crabwalked towards Qibli*

Winter: Gimmie your toes.

Qibli: No, you weirdo!

Winter: GIMMIE YOUR TOES!

Qibli: NOOOOO! *😦*

Winter: GIMMIE DEM' FAT TOES!

Qibli: They're not fat! They're just thick boned! And you're creeping me out, dude!

Winter: ...

Qibli: Winter?

Winter: *HISS!*

Qibli: OH, HELL NO! *runs away*

*Winter crabwalks after him*

Meanwhile:

Turtle: Like I was saying, string cheese is just cheddar cheese's botched cousin.

Kinkajou: ...

Kinkajou: I have no idea what the fuck you're saying.

Qibli: *comes in* AHHHHH!

Turtle: Qibli! What's wrong?

Qibli: It's Winter! He's--

Winter: GREETINGS, FUCKERS!

Qibli & Turtle: AHHHHH!

Kinkajou: I GOT THIS!

*Kinkajou grabs a bat, and hits across Winter's head. He immediately passed out*

Turtle: Phew!

Qibli: What now?

Kinkajou: That's an easy answer, Qibli.

Kinkajou: We send him to the depths of hell from once he came.

Qibli: Kinkajou, no.

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