*Turtle was outside the mountain, and promptly rested against a tree*
???: Move your ass!
*Turtle yelped, and leaped to his feet*
Turtle: Who was that?
Winter: It's Winter! Look behind you!
*Turtle turned towards the tree, shocked*
Turtle: Winter...you became a tree?
Winter: No shit.
Turtle: So, you're just going to stand there for the time being?
Winter: There's literally nothing else I can do.
Turtle: Oh.
Turtle: Do you need anything, or...?
Winter: No, I think I-- Actually! Could get me some water from a watering can? And some fertilizer, I'm really craving some right now.
Turtle: Right. I'll be right back *leaves*
Winter: ...
Winter: Well, at least nothing bad will happen as long as I do nothing--
Winter: Ow! What the fuck?
*Webs stepped out from behind Winter, confused*
Webs: Who's that?
Winter: Me! Did you just carve in me!?
Webs: Talking tree? Yeah, I did.
Winter: Why?
Webs: Oh, I was just marking the days until my retirement...or death, either one.
Winter: Well, fuck off!
Webs: Fine *walks off*
Winter: *sigh* What a nightmare--
Winter: OW! Fuck!
*Flames steps out from behind him*
Flame: What the hell? Winter?
Winter: Yes, it's me!
Flame: Wow, your dares went so far as to turn you into a fucking tree.
Winter: Yeah, and what are you carving in this tree!?
Flame: Uh, non of your business!
Winter: If I didn't know any better, I would assume you were carving a heart, with the letters--
Flame: It's nothing! Nothing, I tell you!
Winter: You can't fool me with your bi ass, Flame. Also, I know Pike is with you.
Pike: Shit! He knows!
Flame: Shut the fuck up, will you!?
Flame: We'll be going! *ushers Pike away*
Winter: Finally...some quiet time--
*an acorn fell from the branch*
Winter: Da fuck?
*there were a bunch squirrels in his branches*
Winter: HEY! GET OUTTA THERE!
Squirrels: ....
Squirrels: *😈*
Winter: *internal screaming*
Later:
Turtle: What happened to you?
*Winter was back to normal, but now a complete wreck*
Winter: Well, I got a knife plunged into me twice, and I got mugged by asshole squirrels.
Turtle: Oh.
Turtle: On the bright side, I got your fertilizer.
Winter: Fuck you...
YOU ARE READING
Ask/Dare Winter 2!
HumorThis a continuation of my first Ask/Dare book, so you might want to the read first one to get a better understanding of this one. You know the drill, ask or dare Winter anything! (Current cover might be temporary, and this book will include heavy s...
