Dare #40

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*The Jade Winglet is hanging out in the library, along with Shrapnel and Umber, when--*

*poof!*

*Suddenly, everyone was the opposite gender*

Winter: Fuck! Not this again!

Shrapnel: Oh boy...

Qibli: I think you mean oh girl.

Kinkajou: Wow! I'm a boy, now! What should my new name be: Lemur? Sun Bear? ...*gasp!* How about Branden!?

Moonwatcher: My body feels weird...

Turtle: And to beat it all, I have to go the bathroom...shit.

Winter: OK, how long are we gonna be like this?

Qibli: Who knows, but I'm rocking this body!

Umber: Dude, you look exactly the same, except with longer eyelashes.

Qibli: *gasp!*

Winter: He's right, plus I'm way sexier.

Kinkajou: Wrong! I'm obviously the dominant genderbent.

Winter: Boi! You wanna go?

Shrapnel: Guys, stop fighting.

Umber: Does this mean I'm technically straight now?

Shrapnel: Umber, you good?

Umber: ...

Umber: Nope.

Turtle: I still need to go to the bathroom!

*Starflight walks in*

Everyone: ...

Starflight: ...

Starflight: I can't see a thing, but I can already tell some weird shit is going on.



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