Jayfeather: And then Squirrelflight lied about being my mother.
Winter: No she didn't!
Jayfeather: Uh huh, she did.
Winter: Oh! That bitch.
Jayfeather: And if that isn't enough, my sister got crushed by a rock, I got beat up by my half brother, a have a dead old man is falling me around, and I teach lousy apprentices who can't tell deathberries from red blueberries.
Winter: Huh, good to know I'm not the only one with a shitty life.
Kinkajou: Oh! Is that so?
Winter: *sigh* Kinkajou--
Kinkajou: Well, I seem to recall that I: Don't have a biological family, was kidnapped for a majority of time and no one from the village came looking for me, I got struck by venom, got smacked in the head, entered a coma for days! And by the end I rose above it all, and saved Pyrrhia.
Winter: What's your point?
Kinkajou: My point is: How the fuck did a dragon with daddy issues get a book, and I didn't?
Winter: ...
Jayfeather: ....She got a point.
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Ask/Dare Winter 2!
HumorThis a continuation of my first Ask/Dare book, so you might want to the read first one to get a better understanding of this one. You know the drill, ask or dare Winter anything! (Current cover might be temporary, and this book will include heavy s...
