*Winter suddenly transported to the world Undertale*
*crash!*
Winter: Fuck!
Winter: OK, where the fuck am I?
*suddenly, Flowey sprouted from the earth*
Flowey: Hello--
Winter: AHHHHH! *stomps on him*
Flowey: *rip*
Winter: Ew. OK, now I know where I am. Guess, I have to find my out.
Later:
*Winter was talking to Toriel*
Winter: For the last time lady, I am not your fucking child.
*Toriel noises*
Winter: I can't understand the fuck you're saying. Also, may add, I find it incredibly unsettling how you keep the corpses of your children in your basement.
*Toriel noises*
Winter: YES, I WANT A SNACK! WHY ARE YOU EVEN ASKING?
Later:
*Winter and Sans stood together, looking at a dead Papyrus*
Winter: Oops! My bad! Should've looked before stepping on the poor guy.
Sans: ...
Winter: Uh, you guys are like undead, right? I'm sure he'll come back to life any moment now.
Winter: ...
Winter: Any moment now.
*complete silence*
Winter: So... *flees*
Winter: I'LL PAY FOR THE FUNERAL BILL!
Later:
*at Grillbsy's*
Winter: OK, you fashionably dressed fireball, give me another ketchup bottle.
*Grillbsy takes his order*
Kinkajou: Hey, Winter.
Winter: Kinkajou!? Where the fuck did you come from?
Kinkajou: Oh, I just followed a demonic child with a green sweater.
Winter: You know how to get out here?
Kinkajou: Yep! But first...
Kinkajou: FREE FOOD! MY FRIEND IS PAYING FOR ALL!
Everyone: *cheers*
Winter: Evil!
Kinkajou: And don't forget it *sips ketchup bottle*
Kinkajou: *pukes*
Kinkajou: WHY DID I THINK THAT WAS A GOOD IDEA!?
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Ask/Dare Winter 2!
HumorThis a continuation of my first Ask/Dare book, so you might want to the read first one to get a better understanding of this one. You know the drill, ask or dare Winter anything! (Current cover might be temporary, and this book will include heavy s...
