Dare #56

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Turtle: Why did you ask me to enchant you to look like a book character?

*Winter stood, disguised as Hollyleaf*

Winter: I'm pranking Jayfeather.

Turtle: You think he's gonna fall for this?

Winter: He better! I feel itchy in this fur!

Kinkajou: *comes in* Is that a kitty? :3

Winter: Ah, shi--

Later:

Winter: OK, I managed to escape Kinkajou's deadly embrace.

Kinkajou: YOU CAN'T RUN FOREVER!

Winter: Blah!

Winter: Anyway, time to scare the shit out of Jay.

*Winter searched for Jayfeather, and finally managed to find him*

Winter: Oh, Jayfeather!

Jayfeather: Huh?

Winter: Don't you recognize me?

Jayfeather: How can I? I can't see a thing.

Winter: Oh.

Winter: Oh, well, it's your sister! Hollyleaf!

Jayfeather: Didn't you get hit by rocks?

Winter: Well, yeah--

Jayfeather: And didn't you get killed twice, or was I mistaken?

Winter: OK, you're missing the point. I'm back now!

Jayfeather: I have a hard time believing that. Say something that only the real Hollyleaf knows.

Winter: Uh...Ashfur sucks?

Jayfeather: OK, close. But I meant something specific.

Winter: Well, I do respect the Warrior Code!

Jayfeather: Can you repeat the Code for me?

Winter: ...

Jayfeather: Yeah, I know it's you, Winter.

Winter: Fuck!

Jayfeather: I'm outta here *leaves*

Turtle: *comes in* Winter, you read the series, how could you forget about the Warrior Code?

Winter: I didn't mean to, sometimes it can be so DUMB!

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