Dare #143

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Turtle: Qibli! Hide me!

Qibli: Why--

Winter: TURTLE! YOU MOTHERFUCKER! C'MERE, SO I CAN RIP YOUR FUCKING THROAT OUT!

Qibli: Oh, that's why...

*Winter came in, and gave Qibli a shock. Winter was a girl again*

Dawn: Yay! Mommy's back!

Qibli: Winter, why are you a girl again?

Winter: ASK THAT STEAMING PILE OF HORSE SHIT! *points to Turtle*

Turtle: I had to! It was a dare!

Qibli: Don't worry, Winter! Turtle can just reverse this.

Winter: No he can't! Because he made it permanent!

Turtle: I'm sorry!

Qibli: Well, I guess I have a wife now.

Winter: Not. Helping!

Turtle: So, does this mean you're gonna have another egg?

Winter: FUCK NO!

Qibli: But--

Winter: Sorry, Qibli. But, I can't handle another child.

Winter: So, no more dragonets from here on.

Winter: I'm looking at you guys *points to readers*

Turtle: Winter, there's no one there.

Qibli: Well, we're cutting the episode short. Hopefully next time, Winter will be pregnant.

Winter: NO >:(

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